Head and Shoulders
Don't you think that head and shoulders should make a body wash called Knees and Toes, and a face wash called Eyes, ears, mouth, & nose?
You know you’re a stoner when…
You call someone and by the time they pick up, you have no idea who you called
Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday
So we get our tests back in math today. And while the teacher was passing them out, this guy next to me was saying all the bad stuff weed does to you. As I'm about to reply, I burped out some smoke and the guy just went after me. We get our tests back and I have a 97 (the highest grade in the class) and he has a 72. I came to class 15 min late and was the first student done. This is to all my fellow stoners who smoke and do amazing at school.