How to make a gunman look away to alow for an escape.
Him: Give me all of your money or I'll shoot you in the fucking face.
You: You can't shoot me with that, it's unplugged.
My goal in life is to not be the Pope.
Every day I wake up and I'm not the Pope I'm like Good Job.""
I have an epeleptic friend.
She's angry at me because I told her to seizure the day.