Author: clairbear916

Does anyone else feel like we could have been to another galaxy by now if the majority of the smart people in the world weren't focused on making ipods and phones smaller? Just saying, we could be chillin with some aliens on their home planet instead of having every song you've ever heard in your pocket.

Tomorrows my 18th birthday and I finally get to throw out that kit that every ninja stoner has to have. No more frantically putting in eye drops, drowning myself in perfume, popping like 5 mints, and constantly having to look in mirrors and straighten myself up. And most importantly I no longer have to explain my odd food choices, why I watch cartoons at like 2 in the morning, where all my money goes, and why I bump music and just lay in bed smiling.

I'm gonna start chewing Trident gum whenever I burn, so if my parents happen to catch me lighting up in the backyard, at odd hours of the night, they'll open the back door, and ask me what the fuck I'm doing, and I'll reach for my pack of trident, let out a huge cloud of smoke, and pop some gum in my mouth, and be like fighting cavities""

I'm going to cry, for all the lives lost, all the years of unnecessary incarceration, and all the lives that have been ruined, because the government didn't want to accept the most amazing gift from nature. Then I'll light up a bowl, and have hope for humanity once again.

how did that become the international symbol for not knowing something?