Convo with my lighter.
Bic: Man I have to be honest with you, I think I'm getting old.
Me: Yeah I guess i've noticed you being a little slow to start out the day lately, but I mean we can get through this right?
Bic: I'm afraid this is the end Charlie.
Me: No! Bicster you can't just leave me now! We've got such a good thing going right now man!
Bic: I love you too but I can only live so long.
Me: I knew this day would come, but this is too soon.
Bic: It's been fun, but we both knew my time was soon.
Me: Yeah, I'll just try to remember the good times. But I mean... before you go can't we just do it once more? For old times sake?
Bic: Sure thing pal, just remember that I love you. I always loved you.
Me: You too man. You too. Also just remember, I'm not replacing you ever I'm just moving on there's a difference.
Bic: It's okay, I know about zippo and he's a great guy. You'll be happy with him. If I have to go, I'm glad he'll be around for you.
Me: *tear* Goodbye man. *Sparks a bowl and throws Bicster in wastebasket*
Never ever.
Tune a guitar while high. I'm sure it sounded fantastic while I was high but now it's just. it's just. *face palm* all bad.