this would either get you slapped or laid….again
the next time you do things with a girl and your semen is involved, put some of your jizz on your thumb, slowly wipe it across her forehead and whisper Simbaaa.....""
no im not naked
i have a feeling that every stoner has done this once or twice....when you try to text the word 'baked' but t9 turns it into 'naked'? and then you end up sending a text like 'dude im sooo naked right now :)'
When you die…
and you go to heaven or wherever, and god sits you down and lists off all the sins you commited in your life.....I'm gonna be sooo embarrassed when he tells me how many times i masturbated.