Reflections on the Hokey Pokey
Well I got laid off so I just started smoking again. My kid was going to a birthday party and I completely forgot so I was just smacked. He reminded me so we went and everyone was doing the hokey pokey with their kid. It coulda been because i was really high but it was just fantastic and I forgot all my problems. And that night I realized. Isn't the Hokey Pokey really what its all about?
The truth is finally known! Barney in fact, is Satan!?!
1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers: 666
Thus, Barney is Satan
Please, Don’t start a long story while holding the blunt
Let me state myself again...Please, Don't start a long story while holding the blunt