Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey...
Really? Curds and fucking whey? thats like a bowl of curdled milk and cheese juice. Go buy a sandwich or something.... gross bitch.
Making yourself laugh
It's so easy when you're baked. I put a pizza in the oven, forgot about it, rushed to take it out before it burned, and discovered i had arranged all the pepperoni into a smiley face. I've been laughing about it for like 45 minutes, haha.