I HAVE STOPPED SMOKING
During the day and started smoking a lot during the night...
You get your shit done, and then smoke yourself silly before bedtime
If Police Benifit
Directly from illegal activity, how do we tell them apart from the criminals"..."
give it to me straight doc..
Well where do i begin...
Your messing 7 fingers, 2 toes, both of your ankles are broken, and %75 of your body is severely burnt...and...well..
What doc?! What is it?!
Well for one thing, I had Reese's for breakfast...
You had candy for breakfast!!??
NOT CANDY, IT'S REESE'S PUFFS CEREAL! IT'S A BLAST OF CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTERY TASTE IN EVERY MOUTHFUL! IT'S REESE'S... FOR BREAKFAST!
two wrongs
do not make a right...but two Wrights make a plane
addicted cereal characters
has anyone notice how bad the trix bunny, the cocoa puff bird, and the cookie crisp wolf (formerly known as a dog from back in the day if any of you remember) are hooked on their own cereals like crack cocaine