Fuck spiders man
So im just chillin on my couch reading highdeas when out of the corner of my eye I see one of those 8 legged bastards crawling on my jeans. Needless to say I got my pants off faster than the first time I got laid.
What a crazy experience it must be..
Imagine being born completely def or blind and never hearing or seeing anything. Then one day you can hear or see for the first time. That must be such a crazy experience. Imagine hearing all kinds of sounds for the first time, or seeing the world for the first time. I think that would be an amazing experience.
The Knork?
There needs to be a fork with a slightly serrated edge on the side (like a butter knife) kinda like how there is a spork". That way you can cut your food and eat it with one utencil. Yeah?"