Thank God I was a C-Section
Almost everybody in the world has had their face touching their mothers vagina.
Dog Nightmares
If dogs dream, does that also mean they have nightmares? And if so, what are they of? Like cats ruling the world or their owners leaving them? I wish dogs could talk.
I got suspended
yesterday for wearing a hemp leaf costume with a sign listing facts about how useful hemp is. It was our Senior dress up day and I decided to spread some knowledge about the wonderful plant. Suspended for 3 days because my principal is too stupid to understand the difference between hemp and marijuana.
Dear Subway,
Please put in a drive thru. I love your food but I'm usually too high to want to walk in.