Padiddle
If your in the car, its game on
How long has it been since I smoked?
Too long.
The only acceptable answer
No officer,
I was not swerving, I was avoiding the massive potholes. Maybe if the streets were better taken care of...
but I only have $60
Grocery shopping stoned is the best, until you get to the checkout and realize you definitely didn't bring enough money.
very high paranormal activity
Assuming ghosts are real, Do you think they can catch a contact high?
siamese fingers
You cannot curl your pinky finger without moving your ring finger
Dear crazy cat,
Quit freaking out like there's something chasing you when I'm high and/or alone.
highdeas just rolls off the tongue
High ideas, That just sounds weird. it makes sense to combine them
Give love to get love
Before your highdea can be published, you should be required to vote (preferably up) at least 100 peoples ideas
beauty is in the eye if the beholder
highdeas are in the mind of the bowl holder
Prove them wrong
Just heard on the radio that men who smoke weed don't perform as well in the bedroom. WHAT?! I beg to differ
people are like apartments
Think about it, the same on the outside, but on the inside, everyones is unique. We're all just renting out a space until our lease is up
this highdea is single and ready to mingle
highdeas is like speed dating. most have potential, but only a handful get chosen. The rest are left to wonder what they did rong.
Attention
You are on a website called highDEAS, iit is implied that you are high, and unless the point of your idea is how high you are, it is not necessary to add im so high" to everything"
Eat like royalty
Randomly cook yourself a steak, its a nice change from the usual munchies.