Author: billiamx3

God was stoned

when he made the platypus. Seriously, its a fucking bever duck AND ITS AWESOME AS FUCK!!! upvote for the platypus

New level of high

I just smoked not only the most weed of my life, but by far the best and i was GONE. I couldnt figure out my level of highness. Then as I microwaved a moon pie it came to me... More than high, stoned, and ripped as balls Thus introducing the new level of epic highness I WAS FUCKING NUKED!!! Up vote if youve ever been fucking nuked (>.<)