Dont you feel like a complete asshold
When you laugh and blow the weed out of the bowl?
What happens when you play Call of Duty blown…
I got an ac130 care package playing free for all. And announced on my mic that if anyone would like a good killstreak reward I'll be in the back giving it away. Obviously everybody thought it was a trap, but one dude came to the back really suspicious of me. But not shooting me, so I called it in and guarded him while he got it. He got first place in the round with it. And said it was the first time he ever got first place, and really got more excited than he should have. But I felt like a bamf after. Peace!
I have the worlds smartest dog.
I just asked him what grows on trees, and he said BARK! =]
Camel Backs
Invention: You Know Those Camel Backs With The Tubes To Drink Out Of? What If You Filled The Pouch With Smoke And Could Just Take A Hit Out Of The Tube While You Walk Around Hiking Or Something. Dope.
my mom told me to be high everyday..
but she doesnt know it.. lol i came home and she was yelling at me so i calmly agreed with her *blown so hard* and sat down and had a mature conversation with her and fixed alot of problems are family was having. she told me i dont know whats up with you but keep it up whatever your doing. haha. i had been getting tested for months and finally off. so i was baked as fuck and she thinks weed is bad too
Ipod Touch
So i bought the 32gb ipod touch the other day. And i put my reggae on it. And stopped by at the bros pad. And we lit up a few bowls and we were feeling it pretty hard just kickin back at a little shaded table in his back yard. And i pulled it out just remembering i had it and played some slightly stoopid for us. I ended up dropping it and the screen cracked all over. But it was still playing music so i didnt even bother picking it up. haha. i just lit up one more bowl and learned to deal with it. Its life man. Just chill.
Cannibalistic Stoner?
Okay check it, do cannibals get the munchies for people?