Author: babaganoosh

Aren't laughing and crying just the same exact physical response, but to a completely different -and polar opposite- emotion?

Every Tuesday my friends and I watch tosh.0 while toking. No other day in the middle of the week like it... This highdea is about word play.

A movie idea where everyone is born high and that's the natural state of mind. Society in the movie is completely different from today's reality. People smoke weed and drink alcohol to get sober. It would be about some friends who decide to get sober and the hilarious adventures they go on while interacting with all the high people. Could be the funniest stoner movie ever conceived...

Apparently it takes 7 minutes for the average person to fall asleep. Wait, how many seconds does that equal you say? 420 seconds!? Therefore...that means if you count from 1 to 420 when trying to sleep...you will fall asleep when you reach 420! It's science, man. Or biology. Oh, science... boring... interest... fading...

-Nah, dude. I'm so high. C'mon, man. Don't be an Adolf Quitler. -I don't know if I can do it man...it's such a big bowl. C'moooon, man. Don't be a cry baby. Be a try baby! 1 min later... -Holy shit, duuude. I'm on another level. Going crazy! You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!

I don't question *your* existence." ~God"

When you're waiting for the light to change at the crosswalk people should have dance offs with the person opposite them at the other end of the crosswalk. And when it turns green they just continue with their day like nothing happened.

So they should make bongs with audio that talk to you by measuring how good of a hit you got. The voice would be the Bop it" guy. Like a really good hit could make it say like "Shit son!" "Monster hit!" and bad ones could be like "what the shit was that?" "Pussy hit!" "