Author: Ave25

you're home alone and you choose weed over porn.

Thanks for not bleeding every month. Yours truly, a Man

would anyone know?

...because imagination is the best way to say 'Fuck You' to reality.

Stick with me on this...it's worth it: 1) Go to Google Maps 2)Click 'Get Directions' 3)Type in 'China' for A (starting address) 4) Type in 'Japan' for B (end address) 5) See step #42

because we're not all sandwiches.

That is all.

you may be dyslexic.

1) Buy a hot air balloon 2) Fire it up 3) Hang out in midair for a while 4) Smoke a nice blunt, enjoy the scenery 5) Let the earth rotate around you for a while 6) Descend back to earth Ta-da! You are now in Amsterdam! 7) Treat yourself to an ounce of exotic weed...you've earned it!