Author: Atheistnation

for driving me home because I have no idea how i even made it here. so ripped.

to let me know there are cops busting people up ahead. you just saved my ass and my grass. so next blunt is for you.

every time you masturbated, the girl or guy you were thinking about could feel it but had no idea who was doing it. the world would be a fucked up place...probably have laws against masturbation or something haha.

so there is a jellyfish that is actually the only living thing that is immortal because it can revert to its first stage of life when it hits its last. there are some that have been around for millions of years and could theoretically live forever...fucking crazy, imagine floating around for all eternity.

Alcohol leads to more alcohol. cocain leads to more cocain. Heroin leads to more heroin. Marijuana leads to potatoe chips.