Author: AstronautJones

two girls on horses just rode through my backyard. weirdest 4:20 ever

So my sims neighbors came over, and she had sex with one of them, but he knocked her up. so I made him move in with her. She ended up having twins, a black baby and a white baby. I guess because the dad was black and the sims apparently doesnt understand the concept of mixing. Then the dudes wife came over bitching at him, so i made her go upstairs and i took away the door so she would die of starvation. Now that bitch haunts the house. this shit is insane

perfect for attracting stoners of the opposite sex. Or the same sex. Whatever you're into. Except bears. works 60% of the time, every time

Thank you for running all the way to my car to return my debit card, because I was too high to remember to get it out of the ATM. You're a saint.