What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See you next month.""
Getting a good job…
Is hard because most of them drug test now.
I think work life needs to stop judging home life.
Now that I think of it…
Pacman is like a stoner with some epic munchies running away from the police through a grocery store.
Bacon
Doesn't bacon sound delicious right now?
Marijuanakkuh
Marijuanakkuh (Proper Noun):
Just when you think you're completely out of weed, you search through all your drawers and carpet fibers until you find just enough to load up one last bowl. Despite the relative size of the bowl, it will last you significantly more hits than you expected.
I like to refer to this rare and personally celebrated event as Marijuanakkuh"."