The sober me…
... really hates it when the stoned me gets crumbs all over the couch.
The Family
Mary-Jane: The hot sister that everyone goes for.
Resin: The ugly sister that can still make you feel good for a while.
Hash: The older brother that will fuck you up.
Keif: The cute little baby that mesmerizes you.
Stem: The retarded nephew. (no hate)
K2(notweed): Whose MJs sleazy cousin.
-HighDEA made thanx to ThatDankBlunt,Jewbagel, highguy11, and beeftrain