Author: abseeley

Woah.. Would this work?

So it's raining and the rain falls right. But if you were skydiving, and moving at the same speed as the rain, would the rain seem to be motionless? How cool would that be!

Washing Machine

Sitting in the laundry in my apartment building, and a man came over to me and said can I buy 2 off you, seems like your shits pretty killer. I just giggle and say how'd you know I was stoned? And hes like, bro you've been staring at that washing machine for 40 minutes now, quit holding out on me. Clever bastard.