Nighttime Sound Magnification.
In the daytime, you open a bag of chips in complete silence,
and it sounds like a bag of chips opening.
At night, you open a bag of chips in complete silence,
and BOOM! it sounds like a fucking explosion!
I just opened a bag of Lays, and I swear someone just fucking shot at me.
I had to check myself for bullet holes before I felt safe enough to eat.
Dear Chip Companies
Please fill up your bags.
I didn't pay $1.99 for Sour Cream & Onion scented empty space :(
When The World Doesn’t End in 2012
What's going to be the new date that supposedly everyone is going to die?
Those apocalypse junkies have to have something to look forward to.
I Respect
People who choose their own morals, based on opinions and experiences.
It shows much more character than others who let their religion and parents dictate what they can do with their lives.