Author: 420goldencat

To my friends that don’t smoke:

please stop singing songs about getting high for a few reasons 1. you look and sound like a fucking idiot 2. you dont even understand what your singing about and 3. it makes it REALLY hard for me not to beat your ass

runny nose

i would like to know just where in the fuck my runny nose keeps getting its ammo. i swear to god i blow it every 2 minutes and it comes back stronger each time, its like a plague.