Gas is a liquid not a gas so why do we call it gas?
infomercials are like hookers.... you want to get it so badly but there is something in the back of your head saying its a peice of worn out cheap shit.
Up the ass of my teddy bear. Stoner innovation my friends.
My Preference: Green, Bic, Stickers removed, Child Safety removed, Worn in.
...and my left hand startled me. Hey that hous- !!WHAT THE HELL IS ON MY LE- oh its my hand.""
That remembered today is PI DAY! Time to toke it up!
weed all day every day, i dont give a fuck!
I keep some peoples phone numbers in my phone just so i know not to answer when they call.
Castles made of sand melt into the sea eventually." - Jimi Hendrix"
Anyone else get the feeling some of them are guys pretending to be girls?
because it makes me see the glass half full instead of half empty
You know how when your high you always stand up and something falls off of your lap.. I just did that with my laptop
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus. Robin Williams