mattress millions
ok so i just saw a commercial for a mattress store, and they said if they cant beat the price on a comparable mattress, then the mattress is free. so im gonna open a mattress store, and stock the exact same mattresses they have, but drop the price, then im gonna go to them and say i found a lower price so i get thier mattresses for free, then ill sell those mattresses in my store too. gonna make me MILLIONS!!!
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not meaning to be a debby downer but most stores will give away one free mattress, and you would loose out on so much money building up a store and stock..you've spent way more than the price of one mattress ;_;
wa wa wa waaaaaaaa
just set there business on fire lol u win
this makes me think of a Mitch Hedberg joke!!
"Pizza Hut will accept other pizzeria's coupons. That makes me wish I had my own pizza place. Mitch's Pizza - this weeks' coupon: free unlimited pizza! Special note: coupon not valid at any of Mitch's Pizza locations. 'Free pizza oven with purchase of a small coke.'"