The Government used monkeys to see if weed killed brain cells, by making them smoke 30 joints a day for a month or something; They concluded that it did harm brain cells. Now what they actually did was pump extremely potent weed into their system (through gas mask or some device) that equaled about 60 joints in five minutes. The monkeys suffocated from lax of oxygen, but they were tested post death for the brain damage. When one looses air to the brain, cells die. The suffocation caused the damage not weed. So government you successfully lied to your nation and killed cute monkeys. DESPICABLE

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Wed, 09/01/2010 - 5:35am

They actually used gas masks to make them smoke. And then they killed the few monkeys that survived, as well as the control ones.
Some have red hairs and some have blue, some have white or some other hue, but no matter which strain you choose, when you choose weed, you will never, ever lose.

Wed, 09/01/2010 - 1:35pm
Zachariah Says:

hahahaha I'd love to be one of those $onkeys except not getting shot after I smokedd haha

Wed, 09/01/2010 - 1:37pm

That's a lot of fucking weed to waste

Wed, 09/01/2010 - 2:05pm
WillyWonka Says:
Wed, 09/01/2010 - 2:42pm

i tell people about this bogus study everytime someone tries to tell me marijuana kills brain cells. did you know that studies have been done showing that marijuana may actually PROTECT brain cells?

put that in your pipe and smoke it. :D

Wed, 09/01/2010 - 6:02pm

Dude i read an article about try to see if you can actually overdose on THC so they main lined pure THC to a monkey for 7 years straight and it finally died!

its sad at first but then you know he was straight high for 7 years before he died so he went out good ya know.

Wed, 09/01/2010 - 7:21pm
Beep_Boop Says:

oh man. they prolly ate a lot of fuckin bananas

Wed, 09/01/2010 - 7:43pm
EllaHerb Says:

^^^ lmfaooo monkey munchies must be a biiiiiiitch XD

Wed, 09/01/2010 - 11:11pm
Qwbob166 Says:

How ironic. Just got into an argument about pot with my girlfriend today and I brought up that exact point. Right down to the monkeys

Thu, 09/02/2010 - 12:11pm

thats fucked...wat a buzzzz killll dude

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 1:59pm

everyone yells at me about how weed is killing my brain cells, but they make C's and i make A's. so whos smarter?

Fri, 09/03/2010 - 8:24pm
hellokayla Says:

literally if you look at the research. the brain cells lost are exactly what would be expected for them to have lost if they were testing for brains cells lost due to lack of oxygen.

Sat, 09/04/2010 - 2:50pm
defendor Says: