Kinda Like Prostitutes...
I want to open a business, I wanna be a pimp for people that are kinda like prostitutes, except they don't do anything sexual.
I constantly get the chills as I'm falling asleep and I think "damn, wouldn't it be nice if there was a boy sleeping next to me every night, but without the pressure of a relationship and the energy necessary for sex."
These people's sole purpose would be to spoon you to sleep and keep you warm without turning on your expensive gas heat.
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I... I think I fucking love you!!
My highdea was similar, a cuddle-army!
Haha :).
Fuck rich people and their lamborghinis,
a girl to wrap your arms around at night
is all you need to be comforted in this world.
Awesome idea. :]
OMG I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN! i was just laying in bed last night; all alone and i was like "damn, i really wish i had a cuddle buddy right now. but i dont want to sex them. just spoon and be comfy". i love this. i love this. you have no idea how great this is. OMFG.
OMG!!!! Thats fricken brilliant! haha and the guys should be hot too (;
lol i think we could all use something like that
sign me up, ill whore my cuddling out to anybody
call me the jigglo cuddler
This is actually what I do for a living. The title is "sleeping escort"... I'm so stoned right now.
sleeping escort - brilliant!
best idea
i love cuddling
i love cuddling
and you call yourselves stoners... tsk. tsk.
really.
better/best idea on the matter: a pimp for non-sexual non-REAL prostitutes. just pimp out blow-up dolls with built-in heat pads.
brilliant! AND DON'T EVEN TRY MOFO'S. i'm patenting that shit right now.
;)