It's going in my dog's ass... Nothing suspicious about a DEA hound sniffing my dog's butthole.

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Fri, 03/04/2011 - 1:17am


Thu, 03/03/2011 - 7:59pm
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 2:24am
Addi Says:
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 2:28am
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 2:37am
lehcar12 Says:

i have no words to express how brilliant you are.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 2:37am

Or a dog treat bag. Like yeah, "Yeah your dog is just a fatty."

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 2:53am

im baked and this just made me lol
big ups:)

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 2:52am
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 2:55am

Or in your boxer shorts, because dogs always seem to wanna smell my crotch. This is brilliant by the way

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 9:57pm
SammyB420 Says:
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 3:06am
chewballa Says:

Of course, this plan is contingent on you having the heart to stuff weed up your dog's ass... hahaha

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 3:35am
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 3:38am
ALLIDO420 Says:

you just blew about 15 guys minds right here in my living room.... you sir are a difference maker; DIFFERENCE MADE

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 7:31pm
Cowsap Says:

I love you so much this makes me smile whenever I read it

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 3:40am
recognize Says:

haha its perfect for going on vacations when you dont think you can find a dealer fast enough

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 3:42am
Dankrupt Says:

Drug sniffing dogs bark, sit, and move their hand when they smell drugs. So they'd know.

Buzzkill, yes. Butt I think this needed to be said in such a manor that didn't include name calling like "dumbass" and "retard", and I have provided such a service. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 3:49am
Kouda Says:
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:53am
HugaBear Says:

This made me laugh so hard... that's the one thing in his message you respond to, haha

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 7:09am
Dankrupt Says:
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 7:22am
cisco_kid Says:

Lol, I think that TerryTheToker was getting at the fact that dogs have paws haha. Just thought I'd help you out on that one..

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 9:27am
Dankrupt Says:
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 1:06pm
cisco_kid Says:

Lol, I had a feeling that you'd reply with something like that. (:

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:34pm
Kouda Says:

Even so, saying "dogs have hands?" is correct, because "dogs" is also plural. It's like saying "people have noses." or "people have mouths."

You're not the only smartass on this site ;)

Thu, 04/07/2011 - 12:16am
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 6:27am
Matrak78 Says:
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 4:01pm
IronLungs Says:

Now I know. And knowing is half the battle!

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 6:48am
Drewsalem Says:

i got a "friend" that got on a plane with an ounce duct taped to his thigh while he wore cargo shorts haha fuckin crazy mofo

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 9:43am
TannerR Says:

suck if you got charged with possession and animal abuse - or you could act completely outraged that your dog ate that stuff/someone stuffed it up there.

Imagine the headlines now: Marijuana found in Dog - Owner Furious.

Mon, 03/14/2011 - 9:48pm
Cowsap Says:

haha I can just imagine walking in an airport and hearing "SPIKE!!! What in God's name is this?!?! I swear officer I had no idea."

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:39am
captnhook Says:

I've done this moving a qp before we have four dogs so aoz per dog wasn't bad

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:05pm
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:58pm
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:34pm
j4o2h0n Says:
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:58pm

you better smoke that dog up for doin u a solid like that hahaha

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 2:22pm

I really hope your dog bites your face and permanently scars the shit out of it. Then when people ask you, you can tell them what a dumbass you were when you decided to abuse animals. Get bent you fucking moron and don't ever do this. Karma will come back to bite you even if your dog doesn't. But seriously one of the worst highdeas ever I hope you die.

Mon, 03/14/2011 - 9:50pm
Cowsap Says:
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 2:55pm
Herb420 Says:

wtf ur a faggit take a joke ^^ and lmao but how would u get it out??

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 3:52pm
manda55 Says:

Its times like these that make me wish I had gotten a dog instead of a cat.

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 1:45am

u asshole. gonna butrape a dog instead of findin some weed where ur goin. u give potheads bad bad reps. lol.

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 8:20pm

haha thats clever your dog would prolly never look at you the same way again tho

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 9:50pm

you could just put your weed in a baloon and tape it to your sack

Sat, 03/05/2011 - 9:57pm
austinC Says:

mostly mowie wowie but its got some labrador in it
-cheech and chong.

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 12:20am
Sun, 03/06/2011 - 1:01am
taylor33 Says:

Great Idea..but what if the dog takes a crap on the plane? hahahaha

Sun, 03/06/2011 - 1:03am
Lethy Says:

Upvoted for the hilarious factor, but I seriously hope you wouldn't actually try this.

Mon, 03/14/2011 - 9:51pm
Cowsap Says:

Don't worry I'm a vegetarian and love animals too much.

Tue, 03/08/2011 - 2:37am

i dont know dude what if your dog shits during the plane ride and then someone comes by and steals your weed

Thu, 03/10/2011 - 9:59pm
Cowsap Says:

Then they deserve it with that kinda determination.

Wed, 03/09/2011 - 2:48am
Sun, 03/20/2011 - 9:40pm

Everyone's saying genius

I'm glad you thought of this, but it's been said by a British comedian once before. Not sure, but I believe it was Lee Evans.

Sun, 04/03/2011 - 9:10pm
Cowsap Says:

Haha thanks for saying this nicely and not accusing me of thievery. I've never heard of the man but I'll trust you.