I Just Had The Worst Night Of My Life
So basically my dealer would not answer his phone so my friends and I resorted to calling random people whose numbers were on facebook and asking if they were holding. Finally someone said they would come over. We put all our money together (we were basically broke) but we came up with $45 of quarters and $1 bills. When they got here, we took the shitty bag of weed they gave us and gave them the money. When we got home, we got ready to roll up a joint and realized that it was fucking oregano. I know we're stupid for not inspecting it, but seriously. Fucking assholes, it is unnecessary to do that to a fellow stoner. So thank you for making me stay sober all night and left with no money, you fucking pricks. This is for all you people about to buy pot from a random person, remember to inspect it or bad shit happens.
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Sry to hear that man!!!!
yeah i know right?!
dude that sucks. i'm sorry about that, it's happened to all of us.
my friends mde me smoke parcily.
and they smoked the weed.
i was so pissed when i found out >.<
and sorry to hearr that.
thats so fuked up.
there goin to hell lol.
Well you know who it was.. fuck 'em up.
at least you paid them in 1's and quarters lol. its ok tho, every stoner looses weed at least once in their lifetime. i got an 8th of suuuper dank purps stolen from me. and a friend of mine lost a quad of her weed when a cop pulled us over. and another friend of mine had a full bar of dank cannabutter stolen from him.
-- What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?? --
hahahahahahahahahaha enjoy
dudee thats soo bullshit like.. i know kids like that.. we should so kill them all as the stoner team! whos with me?!
Well, you know who they are, fuckin' kick their ass.
i had the same thing happen to me, i was robbed 500 dollars for a qp of hampster shit. fuck lying drug dealers.
thats different. first of all 500 for a qp you should know somethings up. and second, why the fuck wouldnt you like, really closely inspect it??
-- What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?? --
lol 450 a qp here for some damn good reg. It just takes awhile to get the good ones.
damn u gotta raise the bar man...ur smokin schwagg
-- What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?? --
if you flipping it who cares? its 325 for a quap of some good reggies from the people i know.
"America's Most Blunted"
Ya man, I'll take good reggies any day, ya just got to know the right people lol
lol thats fucked up i got a crowbar and shit ill help all of you get your money back nobody fucks me over
Yeah I hate not knowing any dealers I have to call my friends and have them buy it for me. :(
that fucking sucks bro sorry to hear it
go rape their asses
thats what you get for calling random people dum ass
Word.
you're the fucking dumb ass you can't even spell dumb
ouchh thats fucked up. im sorry about that !!!! <3
dude if uve ever smoked weed before you would kno to check ur goods
omgosh,
the other night I picked up off my randoms.
I didn't check it either, didn't even smell it.
and the whole time I had a feeling I was getting ripped off.
It's was only a deego (gram)
so it wouldn't of been that bad,
thank god it was legit!
but yeah, thank you for giving me the heads up!
I will always check now.
I'm so sorry about your loss.
i would be bustin some fuckin heads
I was at a party one time and some high school kids were there talking about how super high they had gotten off of gb hits of this killer bud they had. They decided they wanted to roll the rest of it up but none of them knew how so they were askin around for someone to roll for them and I was like shit I'll do it. So they hand me the weed and it's in a paper towel which was weird as fuck so I look at the "weed" and its like green plastic shavings and cooking herbs. I literally laughed so hard I pissed myself.
you should first hire a random guy to hold on to a boom box with the loudest gangsta rap on earth on, and beat the fuck outta the guys that did this to you. sons of pigs. they should go fuck a goat. not cool bro.
Stupidest thing I've ever read.
haha thanks for the forty-five bucks dude.
youre a faggot shut up
hahaah
fuck that man, i feel ur pain
what a dick
Damn that blows like ive been ripped off like ive paid 150 for a quarter of some orange kush i got it and it was kush at most i shouldve paid 120 it sucks but like at least i got bud id. Fuckin get so many people wit me and beat the shit outta him if he gave me oregano.
yeah shows you that just cuz you smoke weed it doesnt make you cool. i would be bringing my friend louisville slugger and breaking some skulls in for sure. $45 or $500 dollars, id be getting my money back.
"America's Most Blunted"
If you are buying pot from a random person the LAST thing that should concern you is if its pot or not. The FIRST thing that should be a concern is the random asshole that could have EASILY been a cop, or worse. Yes WORSE, like a psycho man rapist, or serial killer, or just a plain every day don't give a damn thug. Kudos for recognizing the stupidity of not checking the bag before you got home...(They F*UCK you in the drive-thru!!)...but damn. No random hook ups will keep you outta jail AND ditches. DAMN! 'Tards making the rest of us stoners look bad. *sigh*
What he said. Do without before you take those risks. That was NOT EVEN the worst night of your life either. You haven't lived that yet. That's candy compared to what's in front of you. So, count your lucky stars and your quarters and try again.
If I knew I was gunna be paid in quarters I would give you oregano too.
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we knew who the people were, we go to school with them. we're just not friends.