If you haven't heard, recently Amsterdam has begun to shut down portions of it's world-famous red light district and coffeeshops. Every year, little by little, another piece disappears. Ultimately, it comes down to the Dutch natives there being sick of constantly being associated with "shady" businesses, or so it seems to me. They have lower rates of drug use, but wouldn't you be sick of tourists showing up to your hometown all the time, just to get messed up and leave? The only way to save the place now is for the true stoners to unite, and head over there. The newbs need to be shown the way. How to roll a joint, differences between bud, and the generally finer points of smoking. If we can show people how to act properly, and not like complete dipsticks, our marijuana mecca can be saved! And if not, at least you can say you made it out there before it disappeared.

After all, there's only two things I can't stand. Those intolerant of other people. And the Dutch