Domestic Animals for Stoners
According to Wikipedia, the last animal to be domesticated was the hedgehog in the 1980's, and we all know that hedgehogs are sooo 1980. Why don't the stoners of America work on domesticating another species that would just chill all the time? Candidates for this position right now are three toed sloths, red pandas, and possibly well mannered monkeys or raccoons.
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Raccoons are def a no no...they would totally steal all our food. What about turtles? Not pet store turtles, but big ones?
monkeys. i dont know who could say no to hangin with a well trained monkey. after trainin it for human contact, the main thing would be potty trainin it, fuck a diaper, teach it how to use a toilet and your set. lol.
Hanging with a stoner monkeys. Isn't that how "Planet of the Apes" started?
dude they have thses frogs called goliath frogs their f'in huge. the get 13inces long and weigh 8 pds and live upto 15yrs get him high and he would chill all day
Chillin with a huge frog would be tight. i would bond with that frog
Yeah dude sloths would be fuckin awesome. Those things are permanently stoned.
guys a sloth would own the monkey, 1. they are always high 2. they are always in slow mo 3. coming home to a sloth that just chilln on the couch watching discory channel about other sloths in the jungle, smoking a pipe would shatter my whole way of thinking completely
I'm thinking domesticated licking toad that can roll a J names louie.Hell ya.
raccoons are way tighter smarter and better
fuckin domestic lions. win!
dude sloths are the shit. I've always thought having one in your house would be the coolest thing ever.
Long live the three toed sloth!
Viva la resistance! :D
red pandas are the shit! we have one here at my city zoo, just one, but earlier this year i was watching the little guy romp around his small, outside habitat, then a pigeon landed at the top of the climbing area and the little guy climbed up to try and eat it. haha i was so into that shit, he was determined, like a half fox half panda awesome animal. also, foxes are my second vote.
Or how about a pet platypus, its a duck beaver!! Can't get any cooler than that haha
Naaahhhhh dude
We gotta domesticate the noble Duck-Billed Platypus.
Get high, and then chill with a platypus.
That's some trippy shit right thurr.
-Nyce- -Bubba Kush- -Sour Diesel- -Shiva- -White Rhino-
my uncle had a pet racoon. i think he's fuckin crazy
I'm diggin the red panda thing.
It looks like it would make a good pillow.
i think a penguin wold be the shit. i already live in cold weather, it would be perfect
TURTLES!!!! i vote turtles!
ok pet flying squirrels are an awesome pet bc you get them high and they try and fly and just bump into walls its hilarious as hell
LOL actually
Had a pet squirrel for a while. I could go out for walks and he would sit on my shoulder. Every once in a while he would run down my leg to climb a tree and eat an acorn or something. I could just keep walking and he would eventually catch up and climb back to my shoulder. Good times.
someone should send me a ferret to smoke with
Guys, think cool shit... like a fuckin crow... get that thing high & send it to scare the fuck out ot your friends & family.
A peacock would be rad as hell.
i once saw a dude walking a racoon on a leash
the hypno-toad