AAA for stoners
there should be a triple a for stoners. just call when u run outta weed or can't find a lighter or don't have a piece.. and BAM. AAA to the rescue.
highTunes
like iTunes, except with better music, live concerts, and everythings free
make it, you'll be the best liked marijuana enthusiast on earth
420 here, 630 there.
I used to think that people would light up around the world at the same time fore 4:20.. then time change came to my attention...
The President of the United States smokes cigarettes
yet after 5000 years, Marijuana hasn't caused a single death. Tell me about hypocrites.
How to become president
All you have to do is say you will legalize marijuana. Then you instantly get
-every stoner's vote
-every black persons vote lol. sorry black people but come on
-every spanish person's vote (see black people)
that person will be forever remembered as a visonary
The Future is Bright
Today, I just got home from a Youth in Government conference. Long story short, we passed a bill to legalize marijuana with an overwhelming majority. This isn't real, obviously, but we're your future leaders :)
Oh, and it was to go into effect on the April 20th after passage.
I want to start a charity for people that cant afford weed.
people that work hard and everything. Just give them like 3oz per week. Thats a good charity.
Marajuana inc. Inside America's Pot Industry
U know, the documentary on cnbc. Well, fuck that reporter lady I mean she is a bitch. She is obviously against weed and throughout the documentary she acts like appauled at how many people smoke there .(60%)I say they should re-make it with a coolass reporter who smokes weed. I SAY DOUG BENSON!
legalization of marijuana = abolition of slavery
same as religion, healthcare, women's rights, racism, and heliocentricity...one day we'll all look back and wonder how people could be so foolish
Medical Marijuana Distributor
Hi! How may I stone you today?
Would you like a slice of blueberry kush cake with that order?
Will you be needing any papers, pipes, screens, bics, or help smoking that?
Aren't those wonderful questions to be asking? I would love to open a distribution center just to see the delight on customers' faces when they're making selections.
Come on Australia
Like half your country is uninhabited, and the climate is perfect. There should be plenty of places to grow some green. So why the fuck have I had two hundred dollars burning a hole in my pocket the last four days and haven't been able to find a scrap of weed?
mom n pop shops are the best.
i was going to this small handmade clothes shop, and as i walked up to the door i noticed a little post-it on the door saying " shop will be closed from 4:15 till 4:25." so i walked behind the store and they where sparkin up a blunt.
WIN.
the government is so wack
Ok so obviously everybody on this site is completely for the leagalization of weed. The fuckin government is worried about keeping theirs jobs. DEA, COPS, ETC. So they legalize alchol any let numerous people die from it every year but wont legalize weed that no on dies from EVER! Unless a cop/dea officer shoots them in a drug bust. No wonder america is such a shit hole
Weed Island
It would be cool if some rich person bought or just found(if not rich) an unclaimed tropical island, then he'd clear all the plants from the island( except palm trees cause those are chill) and replaced them with all sorts of different strains and let that shit get overrun with all sorts of crazy natural made hybrids. Then because this tropical island is in the middle of the ocean it would be unestablished and unregulated so it wouldn't get busted. Then. The owner of the island would open a taco bell operated by midgets and a little mini harbor to ship the crazy gnar bud all over the world.... read more »
America is too in your face
and stupid. everytime i see a license plate for massachusettes ("spirit of america") i just want someone to know that the 'spirit of america' is bs and that it's just a greedy demonic, truth suppressing nation--a powerful CORPORATION, a lame CORPONATION! lmao
smoke signals
sometimes i smoke in my room and blow the smoke out the window. One morning before school i was doing this, and i looked out my window. My neighbor on the other side of the street was doing the same thing...
greatest school project ever,
My english teacher gave us this assignment, and it was to go in a area where there's no houses or noise pollution, and to document what we saw, heard, and all around the feel of being isolated. I got a 15 out of 10 because I was so high, I wrote down every single thing you could possibly imagine. That paper was top to bottom with words.
Working at a supermarket
im only 16 but i am a bagger at shoprite, and let me tell you going to work ripped is amazing. Bagging groceries when your high is like a real life game of tetris, getting everything to fit, and the best part is your getting paid.
i'll help the gov't on this...
If they ever want to attempt to prove you can OD on cannabis, i dibs being first test subject. =]
What a community!
One of the best things about being a stoner is that it incorporates you into this vast community of people who know how to have a good time.
We are united by a symbol. The Cannabis leaf. The implications of that symbol are mind boggling, aren't they?
The cannabis leaf transcends all political, social, racial, gender, and geographical boundaries.
No matter who you are, we're all stoners, and it's ridiculous how much we all end up having in common. It shows us that the world could be an exponentially friendlier place if everyone just realized how much every human being has in common.... read more »
Keep California MEDICAL
Medical marijuana is widely accepted all across California. If you're over 18 years old, and you have a legitimate condition which can be treated by marijuana... you can easily get a medical marijuana card. Marijuana is such an amazing plant and medicine that it can help treat so many problems. If marijuana was legalized in California, tax revenues placed by the government would increase the price of the medicine. The quality also would go down, as it would be sold at a set price and the government wouldn't want people "smoking top-shelf medication".... read more »
I think that even without being legalized and taxed
Pot still stimulates the economy in a minor way. I hit the 7-11 across the street when I'm high and buy WAY more food than I should be eating and way more than I would be if I weren't high and just wanted a snack.
Earthquakes
why doesn't America start taking credit for them? We can say that we made a godly machine that controls nature and no one will ever fuck with us again. We got haiti and chile now, look out korea.
president obama
if he were to be the president to legalize marijuana, he would be such a legend...
-he would essentially boost the economy with the income that the marijuana tax brought in.
-boost the economy with the money people would spend on junk food after smoking weed.
-cripple the drug cartel, and eventually help out mexico as well.
-keep people out of jail, which would in turn, help out tax payers because they wont have to pay to keep people out of jail.
-and overall just help make A LOT of people happy.
anything else? hahahahaha how awesome would that be
How can you make something illegal
that is living. think about it for a second, marijuana is a living thing and it grows out of the ground just like anything else. sure it doesn't have feelings, but how can you make nature illegal?
