I was walking home from the store one day (baked) and a cop car pulls up and this is the conversation between me and the cop inside.
Cop: Sir.. Are you under the influence of Mariiijuuuuuaaannaaa?
Me: Uhhhh… What?
Cop: Are you high?
Me: Ya… I’m pretty baked. -huge smile on my face-
Cop: Well… Uhh… -leans in- I am too! -huge smile on his face-
But then again the cop was my drug dealer so something like that isn’t unusual xD
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