-420

Put detergent in chocolate milk !!

This is the solutin to the world's problems. Save time and money ! Soap and chocolate will cleanse your insides and make you strong ! Stronger, faster ! Be brave ! This is the new beginning !! YAY !

-164

Human recipe booklet!!

Ultimate in high living. Only for the smart and intellectual ! Put out how ot make human recipes for eating ! Save the world fromw aste ! Dead people become food ! Kill murderers ! Eat their innards for Power !!!! We will conquer the Galaxy !!! Rejoice ! Yay !!

-106

What's your association 6:20pm

http://www.timeassociation.net

Leave your thoughts on 6:20pm or any other time fot that matter at http://www.timeassociation.net/
This website is dedicated to the instant associations we have with numbers on the digital clock

-51

It's a Hit!

A fishing show that showcases relaxing as well as energetic fishing trips with various guests. Conversation about various subjects interjected with "it's a hit" whenever there is a fish on. It has worked numerous times, although never filmed for public consumption.

-98

Hotboxing condoms

You know how someone can put a condom on their head and blow it up with their nose? just inhale smoke through your mouth then exhale through your nose until the condom is all the way blown up. then just inhale and exhale the smoke through your nose. you might want some sort of eye protection.

-64

Hair drier bongs

Use the bong as normal then put a hair drier on cool setting on the rush hole when ready. Clears the bong in about a second

-19

cat in a hat

put a top hat on a cat. maybe also a monocle. do they make monocles that small?

-8

Maverick Disambiguition

It's confusing that the movies Top Gun and Maverick both have main characters named "Maverick." We should rename these movies, and their main characters, "Top Gun Maverick" and "Cowboy Maverick" respectively. This would make it a lot easier to remember which is which.

-12

Pails in Comparison (A waterfall bong company)

The title says it all really. Its a company that manufactures commercial grade waterfall bongs (pails) and its called Pails in Comparison. This is an awesome highdea that my friend came up with a couple weeks ago. Still working on the pail design :)

-29

Creating Art With Hair Twists Designs? What?

I was laying in bed when and I got stuck on staring at a strand of my hair and thought, why not take hair, twist it, and create some work of art with it? Then after a minute or two, that felt like 20 minutes, I figured I wouldnt get far with the idea. But I decided to post it up here anyways. What you guys think?

-2

Military is vested in oil consumption

The USA can't get away from fossil fuels. In addition to obvious vested interests like the oil and auto lobby, the military is also invested in oil. The capture/control of global fuel sources provides the military with an on-going excuse to ramp up spending. By extension, any organization that is vested in the military sector may also be hostile to renewable energy.

-26

Auto tax = more bikes and trains

The local government imposes a fairly lofty tax on operating a motor vehicle in a city/county. The tax needs to be high enough that people will stop using cars as a personal automobile, but low enough that owning your own vehicle somehow brings you an income. This means that the only people who drive will be truckers and commuters. The money from the tax can finance large public transportation projects and put more bike lanes on city streets. Less cars = less pollution, more bikers = healthier people. Healthier people can smoke more weed.

-72

Waterproof Blow Dryer

A blow dryer that's waterproof, so you can use it in the shower.

-34

Orbit pirate

Me and my mates hang in orbit holding hostage all other orbits. We might even pull other orbiting objects into other orbits for $$$$ or weed from rich governments.

-11

The 4th Dimension & using it to visualize the infinity of space.

There's a really simple way to visualize dimensions and find a connection between them. A dimension can be represented as an extension of the dimension below.... read more »

-4

Website to which you can submit high ideas

The idea for this website is to be able to submit all those sweet ideas you have when you're smoking pot. While not all of the submitted ideas will be good, the ability to vote on idea quality will be built into the site. By sorting the ideas by votes, you will be able to see the current best ideas. The site will be similar to sites like Digg or Reddit. Although, I haven't thought of a name for this one yet...

-17

motivational scribe / bouncer

who ever has the time to remember shit? i certainly don't. this poses a problem because i say awesome shit all the time, and then forget what i said that was awesome at a later point when it may have been more relevant / lead to me kicking some conversation's ass right in the face with my mental veracity.... read more »

-100

A site to tell everyone what you are doing!

Someone should make a web service that let's you tell everyone what you are doing at the moment... You could even like add friends that you want to watch and like follow them...

-11

trading rainbow

there should be like a place where people can donate books and movies and swap them with people for free. the meeting place could be in a centreal place to a local community and maybe the town could pitch in part of there stimulus package.

-3

Company sponsered street signs.

For example, have a stop sign with the words "Time Warner" written in big letters somewhere on it. Or a yield sign with the words "TO WAL-MART" below it. Or even "Dead End / AIG".

In this kind of economy, we can't afford NOT to do this.

-14

Double the price of Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR) Beer

Hipsters subsist on a combination of PBR and women's skinny jeans. They are more worried about being cool than an 8th grade girl at a Jonas Brother's concert. The Pabst Brewing Company needs to capitalize on this by doubling the prices of their trendy swill water.

I foresee 2 potential outcomes:
1. PBR sales stay at their current level - the Pabst Brewing Company realizes record profits.
2. Hipsters wise up and stop drinking PBR. Having nothing left to base their subculture on, they cease to exist. American Apparel goes bankrupt. America's future brightens.

4

Scooby Doo

I was just thinking how Scooby Doo seemed like a cartoon about a bunch of detectives who were so high they talk to their dog. They solved crimes while Shaggy spent the entire episode trippin with his dog and getting the munchies.

-3

Kegs in a Basket

I like breakfast, beer, shipping containers, tanks, and the beach. So I combined all 5 in to one glorious beach side restaurant. Take a 40'shipping container and make the sides fold down forming a flat platform. Mount some tank treads on that bitch. Install a small kitchen, a bar and throw up a few cafe tables. NOW, start rolling down the beach at like .25 miles an hour picking people up as they lounge. They walk up some stairs, order up a sandwich made of eggs in the basket and.....A BEER. Money!!!!

-13

Twizzler Pen

A pen made out of a Twizzler. When it runs out of ink, you can eat it. (Eco-friendly)

-25

Refrigerator/Porta-potty for hot days

Combination refrigerator and porta-potty. When you need to go on a hot day, you just go in there, and chill out. You probably wouldn't want to keep any food in there though. Also the light would go out when you shut the door.

-7

Smoke more pot

The best idea of something to do when your high. I'm gonna do so myself.

-266

Only unattractive women masturbate

Contrary to what porn / music / movies / television / wishful thinking would have you believe, only unattractive women masturbate. In fact, the only truth more likely than this is that FAT unattractive women constitute the majority of female masturbationists. Fact is, at any given minute , the vast majority of women masturbating, you wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.

-5

Spanish Channel in English on SAP

The spanish channels should play movies with their original audio track on SAP (Secondary Audio Program) just like the english channels broadcast some stuff in spanish. They play a lot of good old movies but I can't handle the horrible overdubbing.

-49

Thank you Obama

For giving money to America to upgrade! We need to upgrade the roads. Not just add on to them and make them more complex. We have had roads for a lot of years now and all we do is make them more fancy and complex. We need to just upgrade the roads so we have a new system. A perfect system designed by some brutal American engineers!