14 years ago...... google search United States Patent 5,676,977
or click here------> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=5676977.PN.&OS=PN/5676977&RS=PN/5676977


instead of getting paid in trident layers you could get paid in dank O.o... that must be what heaven is like


Like you could put two things in it and it would morph them together. I would put a nug of weed and one of Willy Wonka's Everlasting Gobstoppers. I would get an Everlasting Nugstopper. That doesn't sound very cool. I'll think of something for it.


Does anyone else have that go-to person to text when you are smoking by yourself?


Saying "You're addicted to pot" is like saying "You're addicted to masturbation"
Yeah I can stop, but what's the fucking point?


i dont know about u, but as for me, i get hard ass munchies EVERYtime i get high. so i was wondering, what would happen if i had an infinite supply of edibles from the club, but nothing else to eat? i would eat em, get stoned, get the munchies, eat more edibles, get more stoned, more munchies, eat more, more stoned, more munchies... itd be a never ending cycle! & eventually id eat my fat ass to death?


I am so high that i just meowed at my dog.

He was asleep.

I woke him up.

We were both very confused.


Why are their tops flat (and even sometimes slightly concave) instead of convex?

You know, so you can easily drink those last two sips sloshing around inside, instead of making that vigorous and fierce up-side-down blowjob motion trying to get them out and into your mouth...


Tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves


I am beginning my journey, I ask that you join me.

"Where am I?" I began.
"You are a visitor among the Gods, as you would call us."
"You created the earth?"
"No, and you are in the void."
"What is this place?"
"It is what some call Heaven, Valhalla, or the afterlife."
"So, this is the end? Is this what heaven is? Where are all the angels? Why do I not feel an overwhelming joy?"
"So many questions. The answer is simple; you are deceived on... read more »