SO I recently confessed to my mom that I blaze once a week (3 times daily really lol), and ever since she been trying to convince me its really bad for my health. today she tells me to come to her computer ( all exited). She points to a google link that says " marijuanna may cause lung cancer". I clicked it and it was a HIGHdea making fun of abovetheinfluence.com! PAWNED

 

-bong silencers
-lighter silencers
-a god damn mute button on microwaves

 

When you're sittin there cheefin and you're like man, I'm not even feelin this shit yet. Then all of the sudden this invisible guy named High walks up and smacks you right across your fuckin mouth. And the next thing you know you're lookin all around like WTF?!

 

Hooray, I awake from yesterday,

alive but the war is here to stay.

So my love Catherina and me

decide to take our last walk through the noise to the sea'

not to die, but to be re-born

away from lands so battered and torn, forever.

Oh say, can you see it's really such a mess ?

Every inch of earth is a fighting nest,

giant pencil and lipstick tube shaped things,

continue to rain and cause screaming pain,

and the... read more »

 

That smoking weed while on my ADD medicine could cause some negative side effects. So I guess I gotta quit....taking adderal

 

I don't post a lot of stuff, but I love reading everyone's funny ass highdeas

 

...would be the shit, so then I can delete my useless and shitty facebook. My friends on there will never be as real as the people on this site...

 

Everybody make a one word comment that continues the story!! I am excited to see what you have to say!

I will start:

The

 

Santa: A mystical being who keeps kids in line with promises of gifts at Christmas time.

God: A mystical being who keeps humans in line with promises of heaven after death.

Sounds to me like God is just Santa for adults and nobody has told them that he isn't real yet...