I was vaccuming my house today and I happened to accidently vaccum up a fatass nug that had fallen off my coffee table. I was bummed at first, but then I thought of it as an oppurtunity to share my weed with the dust bunnies in my vaccum. Im thinking about vaccuming up some taco bell up aswell, enjoy dust bunnies.
but it was my last paper so i couldnt start over. I did the only logical thing... and that is to sit there for 20 minutes with a toothpick shoving weed down the front of it while pretending i was loading a tiny musket.
Why are their tops flat (and even sometimes slightly concave) instead of convex?
You know, so you can easily drink those last two sips sloshing around inside, instead of making that vigorous and fierce up-side-down blowjob motion trying to get them out and into your mouth...
I am beginning my journey, I ask that you join me.
"Where am I?" I began.
"You are a visitor among the Gods, as you would call us."
"You created the earth?"
"No, and you are in the void."
"What is this place?"
"It is what some call Heaven, Valhalla, or the afterlife."
"So, this is the end? Is this what heaven is? Where are all the angels? Why do I not feel an overwhelming joy?"
"So many questions. The answer is simple; you are deceived on... read more »