I smoke pot...
& I have a vagina.
I know, its pretty amazing.


funny, i dont feel like im 18...maybe cuz its only been 10 minutes..
but im about to commence my 24 hour smoking sesh...by myself.
damn i need friends.


I had a dream last night. You were in it. I was working from home on an important project, and a deadline breathing down on me. You came into my office and started pulling down on my sleeve. I couldn’t hear what you were saying at first, because I was lost in my work. But then your faint voice started creepng into my head. “Daddy” you said, over and over, “Lets go play”. I distinctly remember saying “not right now, son”, but I could have just thought it and not said anything out loud.


What the fuck would a home security company be doing in the late 1800s? It always throws me for a loop when I hear that commercial. Maybe they started by giving people a bucket of water and a revolver haha


to this day, i still don't know what they really really wanted.


14 years ago...... google search United States Patent 5,676,977
or click here------> http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsrchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=5676977.PN.&OS=PN/5676977&RS=PN/5676977


Why can't Salmonella be a story about a fish that made it in time for the ball?




Stop listening to the radio and go find some shit you've never even heard of. Doesn't matter what genre: rap, rock, techno... We need to go back to where it was about the music, not about what pop culture wants you to listen to.