and to Zig-Zags. <3
Not puff puff tell your entire life story and hold onto it for a fucking year.
When will the day come that we are able to truly experience this world? I won't live to see a person fully unlock the capabilities of the human brain, but I speculate that we can achieve some insane feats...
People like to hate on those that believe in psychics, telekinesis, etc. but when it comes right down to it, we are barely even scratching the surface of our potential. We've all experienced Deja Vu, what if that is our subconscious attempting to tap into a power/sense we have... read more »
i used all my weed to roll a joint to smoke before the bus tomarrow. i actually cant wait for school to come around. but in the meantime i have nothing else to smoke=(
One bright day ... In the middle of the night
Two dead boys ... Got up to fight
Back to back ... They faced each other
Drew their swords ... And shot each other
A deaf policeman ... Heard the noise
...And came to exterminate ... The two dead boys
If you believe ... This lie is true
Ask the blind man ... He saw it too!
Wrote this while I was high:D
watch Dane Cook and take a hit every time he made an unfunny joke, lets just say I'm ripped.
so i've known this fella all my life and it seems like no matter how old we were he would always be dealing with some kinda shiitt! and at the most unforeseen moments too. some days outta the blue hes giving me the cold shoulder, and will occasionally just blow me off. Definitely rained on my parade a time or two. But yet other times were hangin high in the sky and all is gravy. he wont say much but sometimes it feels just riight. always hot and cold with this guy i tell ya. id prefer not to... read more »
Pack up the weed, go to wherever you're gonna light up and realize no one brought a lighter
Oh good, my lighter is gone
dude thank god this is our last bowl
I'd rather spend this money on a book
I'd rather not wake and bake this morning
No thanks, I'll pass on that muffin
what's the point of trying to legalize?
Pass
Turn off this Sublime!
Slightly stoopid is stupid
The new cartoon network is better
I really just don't get hungry anymore
Grandmas boy is the dumbest movie ever
A close second is Anchorman
I'... read more »
I'd tell a girl if she was a proficient bop giver. Ya know just bust all over her and give her a high five, be like "good hustle out there", or give her a trophy off your shelf - Mr. Huckstable
This shit made me laugh so hard and got me thinking, there have to be some awesome quotes that guys have said after getting a nice BJ. If not, the situation is at least perfect fodder for the people on this site.
So, what's the funniest line you can come up with (made up or actually said... read more »
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