Let's give all the stoners who can't smoke right now a moment of silence. To the people in the joint that can't smoke a joint. To the ones on probation. Bow your heads for the busy burners who dropped the blunt to look for a job. We all have tolerance breaks now and then. But this is a time to give props to the proud potheads who have, for one reason or another, put down the pipe until further notice. We raise our blunts to you. Stay strong. Hope you see the smoke again!
And goes to Heaven. God says to him, "You have lived a peaceful, fulfilling life. You may pick one thing from Earth that you love, and have it for 100 years." Of course, his answer is marijuana. God brings him to a room which is filled with the tallest, thickest, dankest weed growing on for acres. The sweet smell from the purest plants fills this enormous room. There were crystals growing on some buds which grew 15 feet high, just begging to be harvested. The quality of the bud would put the... read more »
what if Waldo and Carmen Sandiago go together and had a child? That kid would be incredible at hide and seek.
Now imagine that Osama Bin Laden and Anne Frank had a child. Amazing hide and seek-er as well, right?
Okay. Just picture that these two incredible children grew up and met and fell in love, then had a baby. That child would literally be invisible. Just saying.
Today while heading up to go snowboarding we made a little pit stop at a gas station. I got some food and went to pay at the register. I put my card in the same pocket as my weed. So when I went to take my card out I got a nice big wiff of bud. I didn't think anything of it and finished paying but when I turned around there was a police officer standing right behind me. He sniffs a couple times and says, "It smells a little fragrant in here, don't you think?" I just looked down and started... read more »
I hate packing. I am, you could say, the chronic over-packer. I never know what I should take and what I shouldn`t take, so I end up taking almost every piece of clothing I own. Almost every trip i`ve ever taken, I end up wearing only 60% of the clothes I bring with me. This wouldn`t really be a big problem(like they always say, its better to be over prepared then under), except a few simple rules I forgot about my trip.
"Oh, yes, you try to turn man. Try to control the mind. I will rule by their souls
I will give them gods and the promise of eternal bliss if they live their lives as I say or eternal torment if they do not
You promise them politics and the illusion of choice. You keep them blind and deafened by bright lights and loud noises. You confuse them in to believing your puppets are their true leaders and that they all must work and pay to live now or suffer until death.
They... read more »