I wanna get a puppy tht looks like the one from blues clues.....lol

 

Downloading music for free. It's illegal (in most places) but pretty much everyone does it anyway.

 

I was vaccuming my house today and I happened to accidently vaccum up a fatass nug that had fallen off my coffee table. I was bummed at first, but then I thought of it as an oppurtunity to share my weed with the dust bunnies in my vaccum. Im thinking about vaccuming up some taco bell up aswell, enjoy dust bunnies.

 

14 years ago...... google search United States Patent 5,676,977
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but it was my last paper so i couldnt start over. I did the only logical thing... and that is to sit there for 20 minutes with a toothpick shoving weed down the front of it while pretending i was loading a tiny musket.

 

Like you could put two things in it and it would morph them together. I would put a nug of weed and one of Willy Wonka's Everlasting Gobstoppers. I would get an Everlasting Nugstopper. That doesn't sound very cool. I'll think of something for it.

 

Does anyone else have that go-to person to text when you are smoking by yourself?

 

Saying "You're addicted to pot" is like saying "You're addicted to masturbation"
Yeah I can stop, but what's the fucking point?

 

i dont know about u, but as for me, i get hard ass munchies EVERYtime i get high. so i was wondering, what would happen if i had an infinite supply of edibles from the club, but nothing else to eat? i would eat em, get stoned, get the munchies, eat more edibles, get more stoned, more munchies, eat more, more stoned, more munchies... itd be a never ending cycle! & eventually id eat my fat ass to death?

 

Why are their tops flat (and even sometimes slightly concave) instead of convex?

You know, so you can easily drink those last two sips sloshing around inside, instead of making that vigorous and fierce up-side-down blowjob motion trying to get them out and into your mouth...