The blunt or your best friend that just had sex with your mother

 

RYAN:

I've heard people say that the first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of before going to sleep is the cause of your happiness. What these people fail to realize is that, the reason for this is because they have someone in their life that makes them happy. For me, the first person I think of in the morning and the last person I think of before I go to sleep is the cause of all my pain.

 

14 years ago...... google search United States Patent 5,676,977
or click here------>... read more »

 

so i'm making a hammock, and my cousin bought me a ukulele (incredibly nice of him, i know. i just didn't have the money to buy one myself). i've decided that i'm gonna bolt some supports for the hammock to a SUP (pretty much a giant surfboard you never have to lay down on [Stand Up Paddleboard]) and i'll take it out in the ocean on calmer days because i'm out there anyway, and lay in my hammock in the water and play my uke. my dolphin friends are either gonna end up ditching me or trying to... read more »

 

kenya,nairobi to be specific....the best part about living here iz the outside smoking at the national parks as you watch the animals...Yeah and all that national geographic staff comes to life...thz blow goez out to all ma African pips on the sigth..cant wait to rep it big on 4-20..awuuo

 

Why are their tops flat (and even sometimes slightly concave) instead of convex?

You know, so you can easily drink those last two sips sloshing around inside, instead of making that vigorous and fierce up-side-down blowjob motion trying to get them out and into your mouth...

 

People may have fake accounts to glean upvotes, they may not. The ones who do are making it harder and harder to tell. And some people are just on here to read, not comment. Instead of looking for people to expose, why don't we let the hysteria pass, and all just try to calm down. Love you all, for who you are <3

 

instead of getting paid in trident layers you could get paid in dank O.o... that must be what heaven is like

 

and went onto the set of Family guy to lend them my accurate hindsight perception: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DtKoHzgpm4

(they cut it out but then I flushed)