I dont think you should really be allowed to wear a hemp bracelet if you dont understand the stoner philosophy...



Hooray, I awake from yesterday,

alive but the war is here to stay.

So my love Catherina and me

decide to take our last walk through the noise to the sea'

not to die, but to be re-born

away from lands so battered and torn, forever.

Oh say, can you see it's really such a mess ?

Every inch of earth is a fighting nest,

giant pencil and lipstick tube shaped things,

continue to rain and cause screaming pain,

and the... read more »


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I will start:



how do i and many other people i know stay so skinnny if all we do is eat? and eat and eat somemore...
this is a real question and I would love a good answer(:


what if the world as we know it was made to distract us from what we should be paying attention to? like there could be some immortal powerful man that wants to keep us distracted our entire lives so we dont realize whats right in front of our faces


Let's give all the stoners who can't smoke right now a moment of silence. To the people in the joint that can't smoke a joint. To the ones on probation. Bow your heads for the busy burners who dropped the blunt to look for a job. We all have tolerance breaks now and then. But this is a time to give props to the proud potheads who have, for one reason or another, put down the pipe until further notice. We raise our blunts to you. Stay strong. Hope you see the smoke again!