But weed is so much better when you smoke it on the beach.

 

I'm going to make a cooking show on the cooking network that's main demographic will be cannabis users. I'll be the host and it'll show how to make munchies out of basic shit in your kitchen for when you're broke and you don't have any good food in your house. Because that shit happened to me today and I was upset. But you know what I did? I made one brownie in a coffee mug and microwaved it. It was good and easy and quick and made out of normal shit that everyone has in their house! very... read more »

 

I just noticed that childhood game is all about smoking.
Ring around the rosey - everyone make a circle around the blunt
Pocket full of posey - got a pocket full of bud
Ashes ashes - smoking the blunt
We all fall down - we are all really high and pass out

 

I was at my friends house hanging out in his basement playing Call of Duty when his mom said she was going to yoga. Obviously the first thing that came to mind was blazing. We immediately went outside and started to walk down the street until we came to a sign that said no trespassing. Without a word i looked at my friend and he looked right back at me and we both knew that this would be a perfect spot. We found a way to get through the gate. Once inside the closed off area, we were looking... read more »

 

The blunt or your best friend that just had sex with your mother

 

RYAN:

I've heard people say that the first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of before going to sleep is the cause of your happiness. What these people fail to realize is that, the reason for this is because they have someone in their life that makes them happy. For me, the first person I think of in the morning and the last person I think of before I go to sleep is the cause of all my pain.

 

Why is it that when someone we know dies, the importance of societies characteristics placed upon them don't apply anymore? Instantaneously death reveals what truly mattered in their life; not how many beers they could drink, how high their iq was, how popular they were on twitter nor their rank on the corporate ladder. What matters is the amount of love they manifested, and the care they showed towards others. Maybe Jesus was on to something..