so i smoked today for the first time with some hillbilly kid.
he found out i was gay a few minutes before we lit up and i was shocked how much his demeanor towards me. i dont really act effiminate at all, most people can even tell.
he was being a fucking douche, talking about how he could out-smoke any fag...
when it was passed to him he looked at me and said, "let me show you how the REAL men do it."
he took one of the smallest hits i've ever seen and... read more »


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Stoned Friend: Hey man, let me hit this blunt.
Stoned Me: HEY MAN! Dont hit the blunt! Be nice to it.
Stoned Friend: Oh man my bad. Im sorry. *sad face as he looks at the blunt*


uses the excuse its because i was sober more than the excuse its because i was high


I feel so old when all these posts about school come up. Is anyone over te age of 18? Lol


I was trying to tell him this joke earlier that my friend told me.

Me: When is the only time men are smart?
Justin: Always
Me: No, when they have sex. Why are they smart during sex?
Justin: Because they're using their head.
Me: No, because they're plugged into a genius.

Very nice. Lol


Is by far the trippiest show to watch when you're high. I mean it, dude. Everything, like... The colors, the visuals, the insanely weird music and sound effects... Holy shit, man. It's like they made it trippy on purpose. This is blowing my miiiiiind...


At what age do people stop putting "and 1/2" at the end?


where do they get the markers they make their signs with?