so i'm making a hammock, and my cousin bought me a ukulele (incredibly nice of him, i know. i just didn't have the money to buy one myself). i've decided that i'm gonna bolt some supports for the hammock to a SUP (pretty much a giant surfboard you never have to lay down on [Stand Up Paddleboard]) and i'll take it out in the ocean on calmer days because i'm out there anyway, and lay in my hammock in the water and play my uke. my dolphin friends are either gonna end up ditching me or trying to... read more »


heres to riding shotgun holding the wheel while the driver lights and hits a bowl


The blunt or your best friend that just had sex with your mother


kenya,nairobi to be specific....the best part about living here iz the outside smoking at the national parks as you watch the animals...Yeah and all that national geographic staff comes to life...thz blow goez out to all ma African pips on the sigth..cant wait to rep it big on 4-20..awuuo


I wanna get a puppy tht looks like the one from blues



I've heard people say that the first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of before going to sleep is the cause of your happiness. What these people fail to realize is that, the reason for this is because they have someone in their life that makes them happy. For me, the first person I think of in the morning and the last person I think of before I go to sleep is the cause of all my pain.


Get really baked with your friends and try to continue every conversation through the night without using the word 'like'.

You cant do it.


put on a low cut shirt with a push up know, that moment when you realize the girls look amazing...and just look down and realize "my tits are so awesome!"

ladies, it doesnt matter big or small, black or white..boobs are boobs, and men love boobs!
I'm a chick supporting showing off the girls : ]


I was vaccuming my house today and I happened to accidently vaccum up a fatass nug that had fallen off my coffee table. I was bummed at first, but then I thought of it as an oppurtunity to share my weed with the dust bunnies in my vaccum. Im thinking about vaccuming up some taco bell up aswell, enjoy dust bunnies.