This happened at least three times now. Im chopped as fuck and i just smile and girls call me cute. Today these girls were yelling open your eyes at me all day, but they're cute so it's all good. Cute girls are the only ones that i'll let mess with me when im high, ugly girls just have to shut the fuck up.
Oh good, my lighter is gone
dude thank god this is our last bowl
I'd rather spend this money on a book
I'd rather not wake and bake this morning
No thanks, I'll pass on that muffin
what's the point of trying to legalize?
Turn off this Sublime!
Slightly stoopid is stupid
The new cartoon network is better
I really just don't get hungry anymore
Grandmas boy is the dumbest movie ever
A close second is Anchorman
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I'd tell a girl if she was a proficient bop giver. Ya know just bust all over her and give her a high five, be like "good hustle out there", or give her a trophy off your shelf - Mr. Huckstable
This shit made me laugh so hard and got me thinking, there have to be some awesome quotes that guys have said after getting a nice BJ. If not, the situation is at least perfect fodder for the people on this site.
So, what's the funniest line you can come up with (made up or actually said... read more »
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