First, a story my friend told me. A few years ago he went to India, and at the request of his very religious family went to quite a few different places of worship. He walked up to quite a popular hindu temple and found a line longer then the ones you see at Disney Land. It was a typica day of worship, but a lot of people in line had with them cups of milk and loaves of bread. There also happened to be quite a few stands set up selling these very things.
For saying "I seed yo weed, I aint tripping" when my ridiculously high friend took 11gs out of his glove compartment and put it on his lap. He was the one bitching at us to shut up so the drive thru people don't know we're high.
Then I'm going to discover a new animal and name it cloudy butthole.
After sadly splitting up with my girlfriend last week, I had to fly back home from oregon to rhode island to live with my mom. When I told my best friend julie this, she replied with "want me to have a blunt ready when you get here?"
Man, I can't wait until she comes over tomorrow.
I saw on the news today that scientists are now working on taking out the shit that makes you high in medical marijuana. You could smoke all day and not feel a thing. Lets hope they don't go through with this and make all of the dispensaries sell crappy weed. That will honestly fuck with my dreams of moving to Cali and getting a medical marijuana license.
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