Ive never been a big fan of the term “broken heart”. Some people think that having someone not return your love would lead to a heart that is broken, but its actually quite the opposite. My heart goes into overdrive when that happens, and there is nothing broken about it. I am full of feelings, and thoughts, and emotions, and it sometimes it feels as though I cant handle all the feelings going through my heart and my soul.

 

'that guy' opens their mouth, it's like automatically I'm like "fuck, he's talking, god damnit"

 

We ignore the ones who adore us, adore the ones who ignore us, love the ones who hurt us, & hurt the ones that love us.

 

Got the CAPTCHA "should marijuana be legalised?" Would they be able to type "it already is"?

 

ok so ive been pretty baked the last few days and i realized something. i talk to myself a lot. its messed up and i'm startin to wonder if its normal. so am i the only one or are any of you the same way?

 

3 dudes rent a hotel room for $30 a night. They split it in 3's so it's $10 each. later on, the bell boy comes up and says it was only $25, and hands them five 1 dollar bills. they give him $2, and each person gets 1 dollar back. each person ended up paying $9 for the room. 9 x 3 = 27. Plus the bell boys tip = $29. where the fuck is the extra dollar?

 

damn man, I wish that when you dropped your bong, it would just break into several smaller bongs.

 

I hate packing. I am, you could say, the chronic over-packer. I never know what I should take and what I shouldn`t take, so I end up taking almost every piece of clothing I own. Almost every trip i`ve ever taken, I end up wearing only 60% of the clothes I bring with me. This wouldn`t really be a big problem(like they always say, its better to be over prepared then under), except a few simple rules I forgot about my trip.

 

First we have to understand the basic question of evolution: why do we evolve? I think it is to keep up with the rest of nature. Let’s use the examples of foxes and rabbits. Foxes eat rabbits, rabbits run from foxes so they do not get eaten….it’s a simple but deadly game. The slowest rabbits will get eaten first while the fastest escape. Now we have a generation of only the fastest rabbits breeding with the fastest rabbits creating fast rabbit offspring. All the slow ones were picked... read more »