Put detergent in chocolate milk !!
This is the solutin to the world's problems. Save time and money ! Soap and chocolate will cleanse your insides and make you strong ! Stronger, faster ! Be brave ! This is the new beginning !! YAY !
Only unattractive women masturbate
Contrary to what porn / music / movies / television / wishful thinking would have you believe, only unattractive women masturbate. In fact, the only truth more likely than this is that FAT unattractive women constitute the majority of female masturbationists. Fact is, at any given minute , the vast majority of women masturbating, you wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.
legalize stupidity
honestly, do you people realize how retarded you sound? someone please tell me why anyone who seriously posts comment on this page isn't retarded or slowly working there way to becoming nothing better than the person who wipes the spit off special needs patients faces
Human recipe booklet!!
Ultimate in high living. Only for the smart and intellectual ! Put out how ot make human recipes for eating ! Save the world fromw aste ! Dead people become food ! Kill murderers ! Eat their innards for Power !!!! We will conquer the Galaxy !!! Rejoice ! Yay !!
What's your association 6:20pm
Leave your thoughts on 6:20pm or any other time fot that matter at http://www.timeassociation.net/
This website is dedicated to the instant associations we have with numbers on the digital clock
An automatic african american killer
Think about it guys. We all hate niggers, so say if they had a device that automatically killed blacks. that would be epic.
A site to tell everyone what you are doing!
Someone should make a web service that let's you tell everyone what you are doing at the moment... You could even like add friends that you want to watch and like follow them...
Hotboxing condoms
You know how someone can put a condom on their head and blow it up with their nose? just inhale smoke through your mouth then exhale through your nose until the condom is all the way blown up. then just inhale and exhale the smoke through your nose. you might want some sort of eye protection.
coming up with more then one high idea
Take a bong hit and come up with at least more then one idea. http://highdeas.com/users/smaher3, http://highdeas.com/users/lucid, http://highdeas.com/users/tHermoniousRex, http://highdeas.com/users/hilo4231
fuckin fags
who the fuck down votes
FUCK EVERYONE THAT SAYS FADED FOR BEING STONED FUCKING DOOSHBAGS
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Hair drier bongs
Use the bong as normal then put a hair drier on cool setting on the rush hole when ready. Clears the bong in about a second
I Am Stoner (Behind The Bullshit)
We are Stoner.
We go to work everyday. (I highly doubt that. All my friends are stoners and I know they don't go to work everyday and its usually for pot related reasons)
We've thought about life more than you can understand. (You THINK you've thought about life more than we have, you THINK you're being deep and philosophical but replay those ideas to any sober person and the look on their face will show you just how retarded you are)
We've values that you overlook. (Being stoned is not a value)
We are the ones who hold your hair while your poison ejects itself.... read more »
Economic policy?
The government should take further control in businesses and not allow them to grow above a certain size, this would create more competition driving prices down, and it would also create more jobs.
It's a Hit!
A fishing show that showcases relaxing as well as energetic fishing trips with various guests. Conversation about various subjects interjected with "it's a hit" whenever there is a fish on. It has worked numerous times, although never filmed for public consumption.
pipe n go here we go
H0w AbOuT If U HaD A PIp3 ThaT CouLd ActUaLlY HaV3 Th3 H3Rb CoNtaIn3r 3QuiP3d In iT A LiTtLe ComParTmEnt For Ur On Th3 Go PerSonAlS
Thank you Obama
For giving money to America to upgrade! We need to upgrade the roads. Not just add on to them and make them more complex. We have had roads for a lot of years now and all we do is make them more fancy and complex. We need to just upgrade the roads so we have a new system. A perfect system designed by some brutal American engineers!
fuckin fags
i hate these god damn dooshers that say faded when they mean stoned fuckin fags faded is when your gettin shmamered
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Prophylactic Diet Device (bulimia simulator)
A balloon or condom like device for eating. It is swallowed first, attaches to the throat, and when finished eating, you pull it back up, and you have your entire meal safely regurgitated. No rotting of teeth, no ruining of the esophagus. Just safe, yet temporary fullness.
some demented murder
say u got a truck, see this lil boy or girl jis standin on tha side of a road. u take tha kid to some abandoned building. u got this family reunion comin up so u needa make food. so u skin him alive like wit a cheese grader. cook him/her up. give tha intestines to ur nieces to jump rope. tha liver, kidney n spleen to ur nephews to play football. tha bones ta tha dogs. hair to tha cats to make balls of hair to play wit n then wen ur done eatin his brain n shit. use his veins to floss ur teeth...not a good idea. jis came up wit some fucked up shit...dont take that seriously lol...
Orbit pirate
Me and my mates hang in orbit holding hostage all other orbits. We might even pull other orbiting objects into other orbits for $$$$ or weed from rich governments.
stoner criminals
most gangs and shit im life/movies are thieves, rapists, killers, cokeheads, bikers etc. stoners should just drop their peaceful philosophies and band together. steal shitloads of weed. high 24/7.steal food, girls, raid movies, best buy. everything stoners always want just violently take it stoned. its like listening to metal when youre high. youd think it be angry and shitty but its bad ass.
Smoke Shampoo
Shampoo that smells like smoke.
Either could be an awful idea if it smelled like tobacco smoke
Or could be awesome if you made it like weed-scented shampoo.
Girls are not good at anything
A girl being good at a sport is like a mentally sick person being the smartest in their class.
Creating Art With Hair Twists Designs? What?
I was laying in bed when and I got stuck on staring at a strand of my hair and thought, why not take hair, twist it, and create some work of art with it? Then after a minute or two, that felt like 20 minutes, I figured I wouldnt get far with the idea. But I decided to post it up here anyways. What you guys think?
Funnel to let taps/faucets clean themselves
If your hands are dirty it's not possible to wash them without turning on a tap/faucet using your dirty hands. Then there's no way to wash the dirty tap because the water comes out the front of it. People should use little rubber tubes to clean the faucet when it gets dirty.
