So tomorrow me and my girl both have the day off completely. This is a rare occurrence. So we decide an adventure is in order. After much discussion we decided;

We would blaze and head to the river and take the kayaks out and explore a few islands that have a ton of wild life. Last time we went we found a heard of deer and followed the tracks and found a fawn in it's bed. We took pictures of it and left the sweet baby deer to it's nap.

 

So this last 420 was lame. I had to work. Having 2 jobs prevents me from very many days off. So I was at my second job during 4/20. A kid no older than 12 comes running up to me. Understand, it is 11:30 at night, so this is odd.

The kid was a little chubby so he had to catch his breath. I ask, "you alright little homie?" He looks up at me with his hands on his knees still panting and apparently got his second wind and yells, "420! Blaze it faggot!" And runs off.

 

How the site helps me to keep in track when was the last time I got high due to my last post

 

Why do schools teach useless things. How many times have you used algebra, exactly. What if we had normal school learn basic skills that are actually used and then after that we learn stuff we need like how to do taxes, fix basic problems with our cars, make a resume and how to do home repairs. That will take maybe two years (more like one). Then just go right to learning about the trade that they want to do for they're life. Skip college it's all a racquet for money anyway. You get done... read more »

 

Wizards can cast some fucking badass spells, create magic potions, ride broomsticks and all that shit yet they still send mail via owls. Although they got dragons and unicorns... and who wouldn't like to baked with dragons and unicorns.

 

Seriously, sometimes I just want to light up a cigarette after I soak the cigar.

 

and start taking deep breathes so you can be repulsed by your own fart

 

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I know this one kid, Harry Grosse, and he literally uses his asshole as a bong.