best mac and cheese ever.
take the box kind, make it like normal, at the end add a little lemon pepper and garlic powder. bombness.
RandBusters
So you go to blockbuster to get a movie. but they just give you a random movie so you don't have to walk around wasting time looking through all the aisles for your favorite movie of choice. When you get the random one sometimes its a TREAT! other times its a CHORE... but you are guaranteed to be happy with your random movie[the end].
St. Patrick's Day Sale
So today at school my dealer would walk into class, and people would ask him where his green was. He would respond by saying "I'm not wearing any, but im sellin it 5 bucks a bag!"
great holiday marketing.
cube chess
image a cube that has a chess board on each side of it. the pieces could jump from side to side.
nuff' said.
camouflage
so i was sitting outside my front door, smoking a bowl. and my aunt lives next door to me, so she comes home and there's like this tree in the direct line of sight from the path she has to take from her car to the door, and i realize i can barely see her. so now i'm arguing in head whether to wait until she goes inside to take another hit, or risk being seen and do it now. i figured the tree obscured and camouflaged me enough to where she may not notice. so i took a huge hit and now i'm stoned. its great, the end.
A random deck of cards.
They're like a regular deck of cards, but they are randomized. You don't know how many of each you're gonna get. It's like a surprise. On Christmas Morning. The Ace: Card: became the most rarely found card in the randomized deck. and kids started to collect them! so on Christmas morning, JP Morgan collected the most ace cards EVER known. And he bailed American out (of the dumps you hippy) with all of his ace cards! So then they made a movie on it (wizard of Oz) and the ace cards became the most popular icon in american (suck on that Lindberg's baby.
Karma Error!?
sometimes when i try to vote or comment on a post, my computer tells me i can't, because of a karma error.
what have i done to deserve this bad karma?
i wish someone would tell me... and i would change my ways.
Smoke a Dollar Bill
what if the reason dollar bills are green because they're made of sweet mary jane? What if we could roll a dollar and smoked it? It would save so much time and energy! Everyone would have possession of weed! The value of the bill could also represent the dankness of it. Whoever has the balls to smoke a dollar let me know!
Seniors in the year 1930.
FDR's administration raised a social security tax in 1930sish. It gave each senior (over 60) $200 a month! and in the 190s when the dollar was a weak as my knees when I see a beautiful girl such as john kerry! What did they spend their money on? I'll tell you what they spent it on! MOTHBALLS!!! The 1930s were full of moths! So they ate mothballs for breakfast dinner and supper! THEY BOUGHT MOTHbALLS! Also they bought flashlights. for typical reasons. DONT SHAOP AT MAUCIOS!
Funniest Video When Baked
I just watched this video its so funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU5t4xQtvRI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU5t4xQtvRI
PS all the veiws are from people from highdeas ROCK ON corrosive we became !
Giraffes
I'm pretty sure they're aliens. Think about it, what other animal looks like a giraffe? If evolution is real what THE FUCK did that evolve from? I mean they have antennas FUCKING ANTENNAS for fuck's sake.
songs ARE angels!
i cant explain it but i wanna know how many other people have been so high that they get this.
Babies, Inc. .wmv\
I found this file on my friend's computer! I was just about to open it but he stormed in with him mom! I quickly exited the vicinity but it still rattles my brain to this date,,,, what could it be? could it be? be? be? Maria.
Free Weed At Movies
Ok so you know how with 3D movies the employees stand at those little carts handing out glasses? What if they just gave you something like a gram and a little pipe. I bet all the movies would be better.
voting up
dont you just love it when you see your highdea grow into a mature published one? its like hey that came from me and everyone likes it. its like having a kid and not having to pay child support highdeas makes me feel like a father
Ideas
I wish there was a websites where i can go to share and review thousands of ideas posted by people who were High
Brain Phones
Brain phones: but they don't use an mp3 player no no they don't! They plug directly into the human ear to access viable information from your opponent's "brainial arena". No need for small talk! Now just plugin... and think!
Cookie Monster Fails!!!
Because if he really liked cookies he would be smokeing hella buds before his adventures. COOKIES ARE THE BEST WHEN BAKED
You Know Your A Stoner When
You dream your cruisin wit your buddy, listening to Gin and Juice, and you see Snoop Dogg on the corner, pick him up, drive over to your dealers place, pick up some bud, and hotbox it wit Snoop. Haha
rough day. do me a favor
today i drove 30 mins to buy a new hose, shisha and coals for my hookah. it cost 50$ and was my weed money for the week. i got home and was cleaning my hookah before smoking and it fell off the table and broke. would you all smoke a bowl for fallen comrades?
i guarantee you all wish
that this was in your possession right now
http://i39.tinypic.com/2n0l9vs.jpg
i know i do...
Procrastination sucks monster dick
For two reasons the first bieng u wait until ur rele baked and have something rele funny to say to sign up to highdeas and it ends up taking a lot longer time than u had expected and when ur done u have forgotten the rele fucking funny thing u were gnna post but by that time ur alrede started in creating ur post so u finish it and it comes out lik a bag o' doggy droppings completely unfunny and not at all what u thought it would be (for example see my first highdea) and second cuz u waited till u were baked to sign up...u dont even know ur fucking username and ofcourse u did t write it down di... read more »
Badfishin'
Saw Badfish last night (a Sublime cover band) and they were amazing! The best part was when I was hitting my bubbler inside the concert and a random guy behind me says "dude you're the shit carrying that inside!". Boobs aren't just to look good, everything fits in there man. :)
Netfilx
I like to chill at home with my mini bong, smoke blue dream and watch movies Via instant streaming on my computer. And then Bang my Ladyfriend and pass out :) Thank you technology
Stoner Computer
It would be like a Mac, but with high-friendly controls, and the homepage would always be highdeas so you remember what your doing...
Have you ever noticed.....
that there are millions of different languages in the world, but most all of North America, South America, Australia, Europe, and Africa all use the same alphabet. why is it that all these different languages use the same letters to spell in their OWN words.
black-light carpet
what if that material used in black-light posters was used for making a carpet, you could just be hanging out in your room, you flip on the black-light and BOOM your carpet is glowing with a bunch of diffrent colors, and it would have something awesome on it, like a picture of Bob Marley, a peace sign, or Chuck Norris.
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