Who decided that one day time was time? Who are you to tell me 60 seconds is a minute. What is a second? I get a whole year is judged by constellations, but what if a year was meant to be 2 years? or 5 years or 12? time is weird

 

If you've never gotten high and listened to this song you're hella missing out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG5aSZBAuPs

you're welcome

 

dude so i was siting here smokin a bowl and my friend was like "man youre a fucking stoner" and i was thinking...i've been smoking weed for a good 2+ years and not once have i been called a stoner until now. I feel like the title "stoner" is a rank that you achieve from dedication, not just for smoking weed. Its a way of life. Being a stoner entails being able to solve all your weed problems on the spot. Less time spending solving problems = more time smoking weed. Dont have a pipe? No... read more »

 

What if Woodpeckers pecked wood because they are sexually frustrated.

 

like the one that felt the need to post the same exact, unoriginal thing like 12 times in the upcoming..

 

I have the best conversations with my friends when we come back from a party and we're all high as shit haha

 

I have the best conversations with my friends when we come back from a party and we're all high as shit haha