I was at the airport one time and forgot that I had a weed brownie stuffed in my carry-on backpack. I was just about to enter the security line, so I did what I had to do and ate the whole thing in one bite.

....it was one hell of an interesting 6 hour flight.

 

I wonder what a caterpillar feels like when it makes a cocoon. Like does it just wake up with a sudden urge to suddenly curl up, build a cocoon, and turn into a butterfly? That's natural caterpillar behavior though, but if a human ever did that, someone would say we were on drugs!

 

The world be so silent if everyone was telepathic. We would never have to talk to each other. Would we forget how to speak? Would animals be telepathic too? (If so, that means we'd be able to telepathically communicate with our pets!) Woah....

 

So my first real girlfriend were talking last night and we were talking last night and planned for me, my current girlfriend of a year and a half (probably my last), and my best friend to go visit her. She's never smoked weed. And shes said that she will make her first time with us. I think its a really good idea. My girlfriend isn't a jealous person. I think its a big and important step in a relationship. This is the only girlfriend that eill ever meet her if that explains how important... read more »

 

You know how there's the drop when you're riding a roller coaster and a drop in the bass in dubstep? What if there was a dubstep roller coaster where the music was synced with the movements and the bass would drop when you literally drop.

 

So one day I want a monkey that can roll joints and fetch my weed for me that would be the absolute shit.

 

Why aren't ice cream trucks called something like 'The Dairy Mobile'? It's not even a truck. It's a van.

 

Okay so I was watching the more recent season of family guy and I wanna know how the fuck Joe and Bonnie's baby is British?! neither Bonnie or Joe are British like how the hell is the baby British, it makes no sense.