soak sour patch kids in moonshine. its the highest way to get drunk

 

How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear gryills could grill bears?

 

Dropped my glass n broke it, so I grabbed a pen and some foil, ugh I hate smoking dank ass Kush outta aluminum bowls....
Still I am high as Fuk

 

A joint to get high and a joint while high are two different things.

 

"Its risky." Said Experience, "Its pointless" said reason "Its worth a try" Said your heart.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" said the anus two minutes later.

 

Feel as if being someone else would be weird. Like have you ever thought about being your neighbor?