toilet splash eliminator
you know when you take a shit and it drops down and splashes? it sucks. it gets your ass wet and dirty, and it makes it harder to wipe. it can also be cold. they should invent a toilet where the water is constantly vibrating in short waves, so that this doesn't happen...
but until then, there are two ways to eliminate this problem. you can pee at the same time, so that the water is moving and it doesn't splash. or you can place some sheets of toilet paper on the water under your target area, so that it absorbs the impact...
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hahaha, how awesome is this?
i hate splash back. most of the time the bear just glides down to the bottom of the bowl with no sploosh. I am a big guy and make big pooo.
However if poo velocity is too great... gross.
I never tried the target idea. lol I will have to try it out. It sounds not only functional but also fun.
I will have to check my accuracy. But doesn't every one look back to see their pooo any way? just me?
hahaha, yeah, I look back once in a while. only when I make a huge poop, and want to admire my work. I've made some really, and I mean really, huge ones. I was in awe.
My version of this is a shit parachute.
Before you take a shit, place a piece of toilet paper in the crack of your ass, when you poo it will absorb the impact of the water and not splash.
But I like your vibrations Idea better, very good idea. Maybe when there is pressure on the seat it starts a motor to begin vibration? that way it's not constantly vibrating and wasting your electricity. I'd buy it, because shoving paper up my ass is not a good solution lol
hahaha, shit parachute, that's hilarious!
=lmao i thought i was alone on that one
*why are you reading this when you could be blazing another bowl?*
i didnt realize this required a whole thought process & planning beforehand LMAO i had a good laugh
yeah man, I was up all night planning and scheming on this
aanndddd published :)
=D
Really?!?!? theres people all over the world who shit in holes and your willing to technologically improve your toilet so it doesnt get your ass wet? lol seems redundant to me
hey man, this is America. getting our asses wet is a pretty bad problem. better than those spoiled people who have robot vacuums and stuff, haha.
lol this shit had me rollin
XD
fuck that i love it it reduces toilet paper use and its a cooling sensation that fights butt burn
lol dude, ur ass gets dirtier, and there's nothing worse than that happening in a cold bathroom.
Haha people over in China Pay good money to have toilets splaash there ass with water, and here you are complaining about it, jeeeeze pples these days
haha, I'm pretty sure it's France. yeah, when I went to Europe, they had those ass cleaners. but this is different, quit complaining, toilets put dirty shitty water on your ass, lol.
just tried the target! about 80% functional. still a little splash, and im guessing if my shit was any bigger, my ass would have been wet
good looks. haha, see what I means? it works.
just tried the target! about 80% functional. still a little splash, and im guessing if my shit was any bigger, my ass would have been wet
just put some fucking tp in the toliet before you sit and do what you gotta do
yeah man, I already said that in the post.
Or maybe you could invent an "Splashback Ass Protector" which uses nanotechnology to keep ur ass dry! whatya think?
lol, what!?
I'm blazed as fuck and when I read this I was like "really?" so this is a disappointed post.
huh
killed my buzz
huh