Imagine, the moment you unzip your fly, a sound plays. Any sound of your choosing. It could be applause, boos, "HALELUJAH", "it's raining men", etc. Anything.

Because attached to your zipper is a miniature mp3 player and speaker.

Also, spice up your sex life! Surprise your wife or girlfriend or mistress the next time they prepare themselves for your pathetic weiner. Or your gigantic meatsicle.

Or your vagina. In which case, of course, all the opposite nouns apply.

The point is, it's customizable.

What sound would you play?

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Sun, 04/05/2009 - 7:06pm
vondev Says:
 
 
Sat, 11/14/2009 - 11:38pm
Patches Says:

cracked me up
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4309167810507651886&ei=RIX_SrqRFIjwlQe10uHzCQ&q=say+hello+to+my+little+friend&hl=en&view=2&emb=1&client=firefox-a#

 
 
Sun, 04/05/2009 - 8:49pm

i would use the middle of "we wont be fooled again" by the who

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjRG2530rwI

haha epic

 
 
Mon, 07/13/2009 - 12:50pm
Commando Says:

"...thank God, I can breathe now..." wit like the voice of optimus prime....lol

 
 
Sun, 03/06/2011 - 2:34am
jennaa. Says:
 
 
Tue, 09/22/2009 - 2:42pm
thatguy251 Says:

"iiiiiiim coming up so u better get this partey started!!!"
"bow chick-a wah wow"
"im gunna make sweat love to ya down by the fiyahhh!"

 
 
Sun, 11/22/2009 - 5:49pm
D-Reilly Says:

mine would defo play "takin care of business" by BTO

 
 
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Tue, 12/29/2009 - 10:52am

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Wed, 01/13/2010 - 1:01am
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Wed, 05/05/2010 - 7:26pm

Mine would play "Business Time" by Flight of the Conchords.

 
 
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Tue, 09/14/2010 - 8:53am

Mine would say "Honey, me and you are going to Make the baby" like off family guy with the stork

 
 
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