Have you ever wondered why science has advanced at the speed that it does but still certain things remain in their most primitive forms? Really... think about it. In less than 50 years we managed to get to the freaking moon. We went from having phones the size of a washing machine that could only place shitty calls to iphones that can pretty much suck your dick if you download the right app. We can store thousands of songs in little devices and listen to them on the go.

Then why the hell are suppositories the same fucking size?!?! Don't you think that we would have managed to make those evil fuckers smaller by now? Maybe a more effective and less intrusive way to use them? Cell phones are smaller, cameras are smaller, why cant they make suppositories smaller too? I dont want to shove half a pencil up my ass, make it smaller god dammit... I can't do it without laughing because I am high, I keep missing my butthole.