Have you ever answered the phone and then wondered why in the hell you answered the phone?

When you call those 800 numbers they have a 'pre-recorded' annoucement, and some have a button when they need to say 'this call may be recorded for quality assurance', (like they really cared about quality when they sent me to someone in a shack in India.)

I want my phone to have an option to answer with multiple pre-recorded announcements, for those times that I answer for no good reason. I'd have one with the shower running in the background. I'd also get one for telemarketers with someone screaming at me "Did you just answer the phone? Are you on the phone? If you don't get off that f-ing phone right now I'm going to kill you!..and then have a gunshot or bones breaking or something like that...so it would be okay to hang up without saying goodbye.