i always wanted to see a high monkey.
they're superfun if they're sober must be cool if they we're stoned ^^

But would you really want to spend extra on buying him a bong? I think not!

You can't!! You're not allowed. Its a monkey bong dude.

I had a friend in highschool who had a monkey. All it did was masturbate. Fuckig gross. Maybe if we got him high more often he would have been too lazy to jerk off. Then perhaps we would have fashioned some sort of monkey bong.