Oh I wish..
I want a pipe that is part robot, and loads bowls by itself at a certain time everyday, or when you are too stoned and lazy to do it. It could be voice activated and also self clean.. omg... I wish this would happen
Phone Charger
I think that the little hole where you put the charger in the phone should light up. Because last night I spent 20 minutes in the fucking dark trying to get it to go in.
Sarcastica
There should be a sarcastic font for text messaging. That way everyone can tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Patent Pending.
Flick up windsheild on my bic
Just a small little plate on my bic to cover the flame from the wind. I don't know why this hasnt been thought of.
Rotten Apples
wouldn't it be crazy if apple invented all the virus' that fucked with p.c.'s. What conspiracy.
Warm Clothes out of the laundry
Warm Clothes out of the laundry
ohhhh yeahhhhhhh. hahaha im gonna invent a heated clothes dresser
Brain Printer
Does anyone else wish they had a brain printer? So instead of having to explain something from your head you could just print it, because I mean come on, nothing ever looks as good once it leaves your head. Am I right?
Quit losing lighters
So, as a stoner, I "misplace" lighters often.
Solution: Simply tape 2 lighters together, butt to butt if you will. This new "lighter lighter" will become the primary lighting tool in your home. You can't pocket it as easily, it lasts twice as long, and you can get creative with tape and color combos.
Warning: You can add lighters to this model. The cross lighter (2 taped to the original "lighter lighter", flames out) works well but is a bit awkward. I once taped 6 lighters around a ping-pong ball. It's a slippery slope.
Room claw!
I wish that I had a room claw it would be just like the stiffed animal machine beside the controller would be in ur lap and the claw would be on the ceiling and then u wouldn't have to get up to get the remote, chips or whatever.
The Normal Switch!
I wish u could get one normal switch per high for when u have to go down stairs by ur parents and need to be normal! to stoned to write anything else
showerheads
I'm not sure if this is already invented, but I don't feel like checking.. so there should be a showerhead with a censor, so whenever you're standing under it the water comes out but when you move away from it, it stops! so it doesn't waste water :) genius!!
coca-bowla
i want to find a way to seal like a can or some sort of ergonomic container that you can just fill completely with THC rich smoke, and when you break the seal, you just take in the hit and that's it! bottled smoke pretty much. you could get six packs, cases, 2 liters, whatever you wanted! different flavors of dankity dank of course. can't wait to go buy some coca-bowla
tv....
does anyone else get realy blazed a night and then turn on the tv and half hour later you realize you have been watching an infomershal? and say "why the fuck am i watching this"
Wouldn't it be sweet if.....
There was a super strong magnet that attracted weed, so I could pick up all the little bits that I've dropped in the carpet when rolling a joint or packing a bowl
House Vending Machine
A vending machine that is located probably in your basement, but it hooked up to a bunch of tubes that go throughout your home. There would be one of those little panels in every room and a list of whats in your machine placed next to the panels. Whenever you wanted something you could just type in the code and it would be instantly transported to the room you are in. This would be good in those cases where you are stoned as hell, hungry and more then 15 feet away from food.
have you ever wanted to get high but not ripped
i think that there should be a bong or any other marijuana smoking device that you can set how high you wanna get. like level 1 high. level 2 ripped and level 3 cant walk. cuz then you could just like get high ya kno. when you dont waant certain people to kno your high. instead of 10 min later realizing that your knees are moving all around on there own. haha im stupid
Solid Tires
Im just curious as to of why they cant make a solid tire? Like do they fill them with air just so they can pop!!!!At his day and age with the technology we have im sure we can think of something that will last and you dont have to suffer with the hassell of changing a tire.
ctrl + f textbooks
i wish you could ctrl + f textbooks. i love to smoke and study. i just have an extremely difficult time when i lose my spot on the page.
Laptops are always there for you
When I am completely stoned we generally end up on youtube or fail blog laughing at everyone elses blunders. It has various functions, I personally will take it in the bathroom with me, that is where I am most comfortable. So I mentioned this to a friend and it got me thinking about the word laptop. Laptop spelled backwards spells pot-pal. This explains my use of a laptop not only when I am stoned but also while I am in the bathroom, thank you pot-pal, you will never let me down in my time of desperation for entertainment!
best place to hide your weed.
OK, so I thing someone should make a small box sized safe that uses a fingerprint lock so that only you can open it. Furthermore, this box should have an auto-vacuum feature that would suck all of the air out, both, locking in the freshness of your bud and eliminating any odors that can be traced by dogs. Perfect.
Fuggin Commercials
SO many fucking commercials.. everywhere you fuckin look.. now they even got em on youtube and shit.. I'm tellin you, pretty soon our fukin phones are gonna have commercials. True Story
Inhalers
Ever notice how people use inhalers to help them breathe better or deal with asthma? well what if we had inhalers that just had a bunch of THC in it that was just shot into your lungs like that. So you could go from sober, to blitzed outta ur mind it one press of ur finger.... that would be tight haha
I-Bowl Case
Don't you hate it when you drop a perfectly good piece and it smashes into a million little pieces on the floor? And it feels like a little piece of your heart smashing on the floor? they should create an elastic rubber case to fit around bowls, kinda like an I-pod case so they don't break when a clumsy stoner drops one. its bound to happen sooner or later..
Cellular lighters
it would be a cell phone you could light blunts with, while you get to get on highDEAS.com
Repair Ghosts....in bed.
99% of the time when I sit down and smoke, and something like the tv, internet, xbox w/e - starts fucking up - I'll walk allll the way over to it, and it will magically fix itself as soon as my hand is almost on it. Fuck you, electric phantom.
Toilet Bong.
A gravyity bong built into the back part of your toilet where the clean water is.
So when you flush and it drains, the water level going down draws smoke into the cistern and you can suck is out as it refills the cistern.
So you can get high, while you get low.
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