How to become president
All you have to do is say you will legalize marijuana. Then you instantly get
-every stoner's vote
-every black persons vote lol. sorry black people but come on
-every spanish person's vote (see black people)
that person will be forever remembered as a visonary
legalization of marijuana = abolition of slavery
same as religion, healthcare, women's rights, racism, and heliocentricity...one day we'll all look back and wonder how people could be so foolish
mom n pop shops are the best.
i was going to this small handmade clothes shop, and as i walked up to the door i noticed a little post-it on the door saying " shop will be closed from 4:15 till 4:25." so i walked behind the store and they where sparkin up a blunt.
WIN.
Weed Island
It would be cool if some rich person bought or just found(if not rich) an unclaimed tropical island, then he'd clear all the plants from the island( except palm trees cause those are chill) and replaced them with all sorts of different strains and let that shit get overrun with all sorts of crazy natural made hybrids. Then because this tropical island is in the middle of the ocean it would be unestablished and unregulated so it wouldn't get busted. Then. The owner of the island would open a taco bell operated by midgets and a little mini harbor to ship the crazy gnar bud all over the world.... read more »
Medical Marijuana Distributor
Hi! How may I stone you today?
Would you like a slice of blueberry kush cake with that order?
Will you be needing any papers, pipes, screens, bics, or help smoking that?
Aren't those wonderful questions to be asking? I would love to open a distribution center just to see the delight on customers' faces when they're making selections.
smoke signals
sometimes i smoke in my room and blow the smoke out the window. One morning before school i was doing this, and i looked out my window. My neighbor on the other side of the street was doing the same thing...
greatest school project ever,
My english teacher gave us this assignment, and it was to go in a area where there's no houses or noise pollution, and to document what we saw, heard, and all around the feel of being isolated. I got a 15 out of 10 because I was so high, I wrote down every single thing you could possibly imagine. That paper was top to bottom with words.
Marajuana inc. Inside America's Pot Industry
U know, the documentary on cnbc. Well, fuck that reporter lady I mean she is a bitch. She is obviously against weed and throughout the documentary she acts like appauled at how many people smoke there .(60%)I say they should re-make it with a coolass reporter who smokes weed. I SAY DOUG BENSON!
