if EVERYONE smoked a joint on their way to work in the morning?

I think if the work day was 11-7 instead of 9-5 we would all be a lot better off.

I work at a movie theater, smoke regularly while I'm at work, and have for the past 3 years.
I figure I spend about half an hour each day out of the 4 days a week I'm at work getting stoned, and get paid 7 dollars an hour. So if my math is correct...

4 (days I work a week) x 52 (weeks in a year) = 208 (days I work a year)
208 x 3 = 624 (days I've worked in the past 3 years)
624 x $3.50 (amount of money I make in a half hour while I'm smoking weed) = $2814

I've gotten paid almost 3 grand in the three year to smoke pot.
Now please excuse me while I start this movie and smoke a blunt.

So, I just recently got a job at Breuggers Bagels, and I had met with one of the managers a few days ago when I filled out an application. They called me yesterday and told me to come in at some point that day to sign some forms. So before I went there I stopped at my dealers house to smoke a few blunts and he was like yo I got to go to work hit me up later. So I went to CVS to buy some rhotos so I didnt look high when I walked into my new job. I walk in to my new job and behind the counter is my dealer. He was like yo waddup what you doin here. I was like dude I just got a job here.... read more »

i was told to sweep the lobby. so i did. and it was amazing. the sound, the texture - i felt like i was brushing the floor's hair and i couldn't stop doing this weird, unnecessary sweeping motion with the broom because it felt so awesome.