have you ever noticed that when you date a woman, they want you to make all the decisions and theyre horny as fuck and want to have sex all the time. then once you marry them its the complete opposite. they decide everything. they never have sex. theyre like cigarettes. at first theyr fucking awesome. then once your addicted to them they fuckin kill you.

radio in their head, playing music while their high? I swear to god, when I'm high I start playing songs in my head that I forgot ever existed. Great songs, too. I can't be the only one, right?