rap music...
dont get me wrong, i love rap and all kinds of music, but today whilst taking a bong hit and listening to lil wayne it ocurred to me that i and a lot of people enjoy listening to others make songs about how they're better than us....amiright?
WEED = EMERGENCY ROOM = WTF??
Last night I get baked out of my mind. One thing leads to another and before you know it I have the world's biggest most delicious burrito right in front of me. I remember telling myself.....it can't be healthy to eat this entire burrito in one sitting. Fuck it, I eat the entire thing. Then I start feeling bad pains in my stomach and sides. The pain got worse and worse to the point where I had to go to the ER. I am screaming my head off in the room. Doctor comes to my bed and I say.. Doc, am I going to be the first to die of weed. He said "No, kidney stones dumbass"!
I lived.
Perception
Life is all about PERCEPTION - how you view your life and how other people view you. Thus,
If you view your life as shit, your life will be shit.
If people view you as if you have a sense of purpose, you will get away with many things.
Damn, I should be a fuckin' philosopher. Wait, the only reason to study philosophy is to teach pholosophy, which in itself is a pholosophy.
just because going to the supermarkets is hard enough
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is.... read more »
Retarded Fat Asses
Today I went out to dinner with my parents. Next to us, there sat 4 fat ass old people talking about how legalizing marijuana medically was "just a poor idea" and how people were gunna die from it, and all sorts of other bullshit ... I just wanted to turn around and be like BITCH 400 000 AMERICANS DIE OF OBESITY EVERY YEAR SO MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LIKE HAVING A DOUBLE BACON WHOPPER YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND SMOKE A FAT BOWL BECAUSE WEED HAS NEVER KILLED ANYBODY AND IT NEVER WILL.
Too bad I was with my parents, who would disown me if they had any clue I smoked
You do drugs = you die
People always tell me that because I do drugs I'm gonna die, well statistics show that 100% of people that don't do drugs die.
It Takes
Me 17 muscles to smile, 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 muscles to stick up my middle finger and say "fuck you" to all weed haters. Blaze on friends.
Pre-heat the oven!
I'm always smoking a quick bowl or two before I smoke a few blunts.
Mentally prepare yourself for getting blazed as fuck.
I always say:
You gotta pre-heat the oven before you bake.
It makes sense... get high before you get high.
