water

dentist water sprayer thing

okay so like i went to the dentist and i was reallllllyyy high and when they sprayed the water in my mouth it was like heaven that water is the best water ever i want some hahaha

9 comments

I'm not sure if this is already invented, but I don't feel like checking.. so there should be a showerhead with a censor, so whenever you're standing under it the water comes out but when you move away from it, it stops! so it doesn't waste water :) genius!!

4 comments

being super baked

You know when you zone out for like 20 mins. then for 5 seconds you become completely sober and think "holy fuck i am so high..." then you proceed to zone out some more

9 comments

Legal Smoking in Space

I am buying my own private space ship ASAP and i am going to hotbox my astronaut helmet while standing on the moon. Plus, no one can govern space so you can't get in trouble.

10 comments

The preparation!

The last breath you exhale before hitting the bong, bowl, or blunt. Just like an Olympic high divers last breath, before mustering all their strength together; to launch themselves from a board and sent hurdling toward the depths.

2 comments

You can overdose on water

but you can't overdose on Cannabis. Just saying. . .

19 comments

I love highness.

You know what's awesome? I got myself a glass of water before smoking and forgot about it so I was sitting there for like 10 minutes with cotton mouth and then POOF. I looked to the left and there was a glass of water. This ever happen to you?