Lets Get Some Warm Weather
I don't know about everyone on here, but I'm sick of this snow. I can't wait til it gets warm and I can toke outside again!
Highdeas Book
There should be a small-ish book of like the top 420 Highdeas that are printed on rolling paper, so you can read it, roll it, and then toke it. It should also have blank pages to write your own, and a small chunk cut out in the back to hold your lighter and some weed. I'd carry that book everywhere...
Gateway Friends
Everybody has a friend that they toke up for their first time, and now they smoke with you all the time.
spread the love.
Guys always talk about stoner girls
being hard to find, but we're not at all. Just take your eyes off the fake blond bitch pretending to be stupid and cute and you'll see the chick in the back chillin out with a doobie and listening to some tunes.
Blunt ride with a first timer.
We hit a speed bump and he started crying.
Way to go, kid. Way to go.
my dog wants to get high.? (:
ok, so i just toked up in my room with my mom, and my dog was in there also.
when we would take a hit and pass it, my dog would whine and nudge us.
but she would only whine when we would pass it...
now, i dont know if im stupid or not, but i think my dog wanted some too. haha
vote if you agreee.
High and alone
I don't know if it's just me or not, probably not, but I always get like 10 times more stoned when I toke by myself rather than a group and it's always way more enjoyable..up vote if you think the same
Oh hey dad...
okay so way back when I first started blazing i used to have fun seeing how far i could run to in my house and back to my room with a giant hit held in. I was getting pretty good (and pretty baked) so i decided to see if I could make it through my parents huge walk in closet. I'm jogging through when i round the corner, and theres my dad. I am so surprised that I blow my entire hit onto his face. It was a big hit, took about 7 seconds to get it all out. We stared at each other blankly, and I just turned and left without a word.
Reasons to get high
-Rough day at work/school
-Nothing to do
-Something cool on TV
-Just made some awesome food
-Getting ready to go somewhere (movies, ice skating rink, court, etc.)
-Read a magazine article about weed
-4:20 pm
-Saw a green car somewhere
-Celebration (birthday, holiday, anyday)
-Wake up in the middle of the night
-Saw the number 420 somewhere
-Stress relief
-Anxiety relief
-Pain relief
-Was watching TV when weed was mentioned or shown
-4:20 am
-Smelled pine/heady/skunkness somewhere
-Saw a hemp leaf somewhere (anywhere)
-Just read an awesome highDEA
and of course,
-Just wa
