super smash bros.
i'm pretty baked
and i found myself watching the N64 super smash game
after a match when all the players are clapping
pretending they were applauding me for something
High moment: So I was just playing super smash bros
and my character died...
but i didnt realize for a good solid 5 minutes.
I sat their pressing buttons like a retard...
please let me know im not alone.
Tits are awesome.
For serious. I mean, they really shouldn't be that great, cause they're pretty much just flesh bags of fat and glands, but they're still like one of the best things ever. Why is this?
Sometimes I forget I have them and then I accidentally brush one with my arm or something and then I'm like OH YEA SWEET I HAVE TITS. AWESOME. And then I sit there and feel my own tits cause I'm fucking creepy.
WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, TITS?
Raise your kids to believe there is no such thing as a dishwasher
They'll go to a friend's house and find out they're real! Instant enlightenment.
The dude who invented the bowl was a genius- think about it
A sphere and a plane are two natural shapes. But a bowl is completely unnatural. To eat or smoke out of a sphere, you have to cut its curvature variable at a certain point to make sure the sphere doesn't close in too much, making a surface (the tip of the rim) planar at a 90 degree angle. And to rest a sphere on the ground without it tipping over, you have to cut its width variable at a certain point to make a plane there, too. A parabolic shape like this, two planes cutting a sphere, does not occur often in Nature.... read more »
